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“You’re literally DoggWater… Bring your own crown.”
— WildLarry, 2955

History Manifesto Charter

History

Born from the ashes of failed trade deals, bad Arena Commander stats, and too many ships bought after 2 a.m., DoggWater wasn’t founded — it was leaked.

We didn’t build an org to rise to glory. We built it to justify our spending habits. Somewhere between a meme and a tax shelter, we became a syndicate.

Laughed at? Yes. Feared? Sometimes. Broke? Never — thanks to daddys credit cards.

DoggWater: forged in bad decisions, hardened by buyer’s remorse.

Manifesto

Congratulations — you’ve just stumbled into the finest pile of galactic garbage the ‘verse has to offer. We’re not here to build communities, make friends, or earn it the hard way.

We’re here to remind you: You can’t flex in a rental.

That ship you ground for 87 hours? Ours came with LTI and a tax write-off — personally approved by Chris Roberts.

We’re not a corporation. We’re not a family. We’re a dumpster fire in orbit — overflowing with bad decisions, overpriced ships, and real-money flexes.

If you’re looking for sweaty org structure, this ain’t it. If you’re here to talk shit and fly like your wallet depends on it — you’re home.

Charter

✦ We don’t have rules — we have receipts.
✦ LTI > Loyalty.
✦ No one grinds here. If you’re mining, it better be someone else’s alt.
✦ “Main org only” is a scam. Do what you want.
✦ Shit talking is expected.
✦ If you lose a fight, buy a better ship.

Fly fast, talk loud, and remember: Press and hold backspace to bring up the new radial menu to fix in-game bugs.