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Ea-Nasir Copper Distribution / ENCD
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Ea-Nasir Copper Distribution — proudly supplying the galaxy’s finest (and occasionally most questionable) copper since 1750 BC. Our tradition of late deliveries and disappointed customers spans 3,800 years. Complaint tablets are welcome, but refunds are not. Now exporting across the the universe.
History
1750 BC — The Beginning
Ea-Nasir, a visionary merchant from ancient Ur, decides copper is the galaxy’s most undervalued resource. He founds Ea-Nasir Copper Distribution, promising high-quality copper… though records suggest some shipments were “questionable” at best.
2000 BC — The Complaint Tablets
Customers start complaining in cuneiform tablets about late or subpar copper. Ea-Nasir famously replies with disdain, cementing his reputation as the galaxy’s most “unreliable” copper supplier.
23rd Century — Interstellar Expansion
The company awakens with the discovery of jump points to nearby star systems. Now, Ea-Nasir Copper Distribution ships to outposts and stations across multiple star systems in the Star Citizen universe, still retaining its “mid-tier” copper charm.
2945 — Corporate Meme Status
The company becomes legendary, both for its copper and its customer service. Pilots share memes of late deliveries and poorly rated copper across the Stanton system, and Ea-Nasir Copper Distribution embraces the reputation, marketing it as “historically authentic disappointment.”
Present Day — Galactic Operations
Ea-Nasir Copper Distribution now operates across the Star Citizen galaxy, trading copper with minimal concern for quality, maximum concern for profit, and just enough charm to keep memes alive. Pilots know: when you order copper, you might get it… eventually.
Manifesto
Intentions:
To supply the galaxy with copper… sometimes on time, sometimes not.
To become the most “legendary” supplier of copper across all Star Citizen systems.
To maintain a proud tradition of confusion, complaints, and slightly questionable quality.
Motives:
Profit… mostly. Copper is valuable, and delay is just part of the charm.
Meme supremacy. If a shipment sparks a complaint tablet or a viral post in the Stanton system, it counts as marketing.
Galactic notoriety. Ea-Nasir Copper Distribution thrives on being infamous, not just famous.
Views:
Quality is subjective; timeliness is optional.
Customer complaints are a form of flattery. Tablets of complaint are collected, archived, and occasionally read for amusement.
Competition is irrelevant; no one can match 3,800 years of “questionable copper expertise.”
Copper is life. Everything else is secondary.
Charter
Copper First, Everything Else Later – Ship copper, talk later. If it’s late, claim it’s “historically authentic.”
No Refunds, No Excuses – Complaints are for tablets, not wallets.
Meme Responsibly – Every late shipment, every questionable copper, every customer complaint is fuel for the legend. Share freely.
Pilots Over Paperwork – Galactic exploration > bureaucracy. Forms may exist; ignore at your discretion.
Dispute Like Ea-Nasir – If challenged, respond with confidence, sarcasm, or cuneiform.
Respect the Legacy – 3,800 years of copper excellence is non-negotiable. Honor the chaos.
Optional Heroism – Heroic deeds are appreciated but not required. Copper delivery is the true goal.
No Competing Copper – Seriously, don’t undercut Ea-Nasir. You’ll regret it.