Fizzlecrunch Enterprises / FCE

  • Corporation
  • Casual
  • Trading
    Trading
  • Exploration
    Exploration

Here at Fizzlecrunch Enterprises, we have one goal: to make money. If you’re not making money, you are a horrible company. There’s no bailouts in space. Make money or go bankrupt!

History Manifesto Charter

History

Fizzlecrunch Enterprises does not retell history. Reading history is for the poor who can’t afford the future. At Fizzlecrunch Enterprise, we make history. The rich kind.

Manifesto

Fizzlecrunch Enterprises exists for one goal: PROFIT

Nothing else matters… except maybe power, but power is money and money is profit, so really power and profit are the same thing.

How do we do this? That answer is simple: inventory. You can never have too much inventory. Fizzlecrunch Enterprises prides ourselves on our massive inventory.

Charter

There is one simple rule that all employees of Fizzlecrunch Enterprises must follow:

PROFIT