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We Deliver! Eventually…”

Founded: 2956 SE (Standard Earth) | Headquarters: Somewhere in Stanton — last known location unconfirmed

Classification: Commercial Social Conglomerate | Status: Operational (at least we think so…)



History

About Us

Frustration Incorporated was founded on a simple, universal truth: the ‘verse is broken, and somebody has to profit from it.

Born from the ashes of a less than routine ‘Strike Force’ that somehow ended up with another ‘Strick Force’ interrupting our fatal march against all odds… we gathered our frustrations; we did not quit, we incorporated. What began as one crew’s coping mechanism has grown into one of Stanton’s most stubborn social organizations.

We specialize in combat, blue print collections, commodity… acquisitions(?), cargo logistics, and random ventures across all major systems — provided our ships load correctly, the elevators cooperate, and the quantum drive doesn’t decide mid-jump that it would rather quit or brick.

But! That is where FC strives; just call and if we are not dualling with an elevator, we will come.

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Frustration Incorporated is not responsible for lost cargo, lost ships, lost progress, lost time, the effects of a pickle, or loss of faith in the fundamental understanding of physics. All contracts are subject to server conditions. Some features may not be available in your region, on your server, the ‘verse, or on this site.

Manifesto

Our Philosophy

At Frustration Incorporated, we believe that every glitch is simply an unscheduled business opportunity. Cargo vanished on delivery? We file a claim and consider it a donation to the universe. Ship spontaneously went to quantum while loading into the hangar? That’s self cleaning — and checking that we had insured the ship.

We do not panic. We do not despair. We hit the ASOP and try again.

Our members have been hardened by thousands of hours of character-building adversity — marooned on moons, killed by invisible walls, launched into orbit by poorly maintained trams, held captive under a ship’s elevator or even legally murdered by our own ship. This suffering has forged us into the most resilient, adaptable, and deeply tested fleet in the known universe.

We worship frustration… Knowing that one day, a bug will die.

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Frustration Incorporated is not responsible for lost cargo, lost ships, lost progress, lost time, the effects of a pickle, or loss of faith in the fundamental understanding of physics. All contracts are subject to server conditions. Some features may not be available in your region, on your server, the ‘verse, or on this site.

Charter

A Note on Reliability

We want to be transparent with our crew, members and guests: Frustration Incorporated operates on a best effort basis. Ships will be dispatched. Manifests will be filed. Meetings will be attended — unless a crew member falls through a floor en route, in which case a brief delay should be expected.

We have never, in our history, blamed our crew for a failed contract. The ‘verse is the ‘verse. You know what you signed up for. So did we.
We just; ‘Star Citizen’ anyway.

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We Never Yield’ [WNY]

Are the reason Frustration Incorporate exists. They are the Kings and Queens, all should respect what they stand for!
Unless they shot you by mistake, through a wall or something… Look it happens.

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The ‘Pickle(d) Paladins’

Are a strong group, derived from the hard hitting rocks of any belt. They are all welcome, and to be treated with the highest respect.

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Recruitment

Are you tired of watching your shiny new ship phase through the hanger elevator for the forty second time and still want to come back tomorrow?
If yes, you belong with us.

Frustration Incorporated is always recruiting resilient, patient, and faintly deranged players who believe that the next patch will fix everything — and have believed that for a decade(s?).

No experience necessary. Rage-quitting disqualifies you, logging back in encourages all of us.

***If you have applied, we will review your application as soon as we get a marker… we sooner than that.. but you know what we mean.

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Frustration Incorporated is not responsible for lost cargo, lost ships, lost progress, lost time, the effects of a pickle, or loss of faith in the fundamental understanding of physics. All contracts are subject to server conditions. Some features may not be available in your region, on your server, the ‘verse, or on this site.