Most of us are terrible at this game.
Some of us are slightly less terrible.
But the average terrible-ness is still pretty high.
You should join us!
History is written by the victor.
So far we haven’t won anything.
What are our intentions?
Probably to fly in space.
But why do you ask?
Because it’s there. You ask really dumb questions. I would not consider going into a career in journalism. Seriously, get your shit together.
Our rules?
Don’t be a dick-nozzle. Also, listen to the more experienced people. We can tell you precisely how to crash into things.
Crash! With precision!