Pizza Hut Rewards Club™ / GENERIC87

Pizza Hut™ was founded in ancient Rome in the year 12 billion B.C.E. It fell with the Roman empire and all memory of it was lost to time. Later, in 1958 C.E., a franchise of almost no affiliation, also called Pizza Hut™, was formed in the United States. In 2035 C.E., an executive of this “Pizza Hut™” invented time travel, and then used it to go to ancient Rome for their pizza secrets. Due to a time travel incident, the executive was lost in the past, and the owner of the original Pizza Hut™ was thrust into another dimension. In the vortex of time and space, he was combined with the very pizza he created, and became a being of marinara and cheese. The other dimension was one of advanced technology, ages beyond our own. He traded merely a fraction of his pizza recipe for many of their technological secrets. He used their technology to return to his original dimension after faking his death. Going back through the vortex of time and space restored his former anatomy, and when he returned, it was the year 2061 C.E. In 2064 C.E., he sued the second Pizza Hut™ company under the claim that the were stealing his companies name. He was at first unsuccessful, but then used the time travel technology of the original creator to go back in time to 1957 C.E. and trademark the name Pizza Hut™. He then returned to 2061 C.E. and destroyed the time travel technology to prevent the second company from doing the same to him. He won the law suit, forced Pizza Hut to change its name to Pizza Shack™, and became the head of a new company called Pizza Hut™. This Pizza Hut™ has reigned supreme since and is the leading galactic Italian Food Pie company. This was especially due to the founder’s extra dimensional technological secrets thrusting the human race into a new utopian age, eventually leading to the human race being the galactic super power.