Laundronia / GND

A Brief History
The Laundry Gnomes originate from the towering mountainous planet of Zarkam. Within the luscious bounds of Zarkam are many different species, include the snarky Beever people of the west, crafty Avian folk who want nothing more than to snatch the gold from your pocket, and many more! Nations waged battles for land, power, and the end goal of conquering the planet and reaching space!

The devious Laundry Gnomes had a plan to seize power and rule the system In the most laundrific way! As per usual gnomes would sneak into the fortresses of their enemies to steal something of great power…socks? Now, I know what you’re thinking. Why not snatch glittering gold! Or Snacks! (We gnomes love snacks). No, no, my dear reader – How can enemies of the gnomes fight, or even have their flight suits fit properly without socks? Have you tried performing high-G maneuvers with no socks? Exactly. Enjoy passing out, buckaroo. As the weeks of war passed, nightly sock raids become more prevalent. Before the first scouts had found the gnome stronghold, Laundronia had “commandeered” the majority of the socks and crowned themselves the leaders of the planet. As Laundronia developed, socks became a symbol of power. With bellies full of luxurious Laundronian Cat Milk and vaults full of socks, the cheeky gnomes set off to discover new planets and systems to exploit.