LIBERATE all PRISONERS, LIBERATE KLESCHER, LIBERATE all CITIZENS, from the OPPRESSIONS of CORPORATE POWER.
with WORDS, WISDOM, GUNS, BOMBS and SPACE BOOZE.
It is a period of civil wars in the galaxy. A brave alliance of underground freedom fighters has challenged the tyranny and oppression of the awesome CORPORATE EMPIRE.
Striking from a fortress hidden among the billion stars of the galaxy, rebel spaceships have won their first victory in a battle with the powerful Corporate Starfleet. The EMPIRE fears that another defeat could bring a thousand more (soon to be released) solar systems into the rebellion, and corporate control over the galaxy would be lost forever.
To crush the rebellion once and for all, the EMPIRE is constructing a sinister new high security prison complex. Powerful enough to imprison an entire planet, its completion spells certain doom for the champions of freedom.
We, the beings of GENTLE DIPLOMACY, do this day send forth this Declaration to His Majesty, the Emperor, and to all sentient beings in the Galaxy, to make clear to all the Purposes and Goals of this Rebellion.
We believe that the Galactic Government derives its power and right to rule from the consent of the governed. We believe that, should the rights of free beings be willfully and malignantly usurped, it is the unalienable right of said beings to alter or abolish said Government.
We believe that the Corporate Empire has willfully and malignantly usurped the rights of the free beings of the Galaxy and therefore, it is our unalienable right to abolish it from the Galaxy.
We do not take this course lightly. Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes, but when a Government displays a history of usurpation, abuse and moral atrocity, displaying a clear design to subjugate totally and absolutely beings born free under the auspices of nature, it is our right—our duty—to depose of that Government.
The history of the present Corporate Empire is of repeated injuries upon its members, with the direct objective of establishing you, Emperor Addison, as absolute tyrant over the Galaxy:We, GENTLE DIPLOMACY, do therefore in the name—and by the authority—of the free beings of the Galaxy, solemnly publish and declare our intentions:
To these ends, we pledge our firstborn sons, our dogs, and our cats.
We, GENTLE DIPLOMACY, have made it our goal to ensure safe passage for EVERY citizen, imprisoned by the corporate THUGS, out of Klescher and into a crime-stat-free life. Therefore we have put together;
A QUICK GUIDE HOW TO ESCAPE FROM KLESCHER AND DELETE CRIME-STAT:
(In 89 easy to follow steps.)