Hackstadt Spaceworxx (ImpEx) [HASIEX] - Organizations

“Omnia renovandam.”

Ahoy!

Yarr, me mateys! We be scavengers! No shootin’, just lootin’! We be seeing when the game begins!

Avast!

Capn’ Tomcat

History

The name “Hackstadt Spaceworxx” pays hommage to a legendary town on Terra called “Hackstadt” by it’s inhabitants and enemies. Maybe all people in Hackstadt where hackers, who knows?
Anyway, the name of the town and of our organization come from semi-legal activities in the 50 shades of grey between law and crime, good and evil, Alt and Kölsch, to be or not to be…you get the point.

Looking back on a 1345 year tradition of crashing vehicles and failing at everything we try to accomplish while drinking beer all along, we are proud to take part in the great crusade of stripping the ‘verse of everything worth taking while no one is looking.

Dating back to our father’s father’s father’s father, our organizaional motto is: “Omnia renovandam” which pretty much sums up what our whole business is about!

Manifesto

So far, Hackstadt Speceworxx or HASIEX for short will be exploring the ‘verse for derelict vessels, battle remains or artifacts.

If we come across survivors, hey, we do help them, being all samaritans…for a prize.

Charter

The headline to this chapter reads:

“Charter

The public rules that members of ‘Hackstadt Spaceworxx (ImpEx)’ shall abide to.”

Well…lemme think…that is hard…

Do not spill beer
Do not spill beer while someone is looking
If you spill beer, blame it on someone else
If you spill beer, blame it on someone else who is not a member of “Hackstadt Spaceworxx”
When exiting the vessel to board another, do not leave the keys inside.
Always flush
Turn of the lights when leaving a room
When taking a beer from the fridge, make sure there is enough cold beer left
If not: Refill the fridge with beer
If out of beer: Go pirating for beer
Pirating for Rum or Whiskey is okay, too

That pretty much sums it up I guess…

Hackstadt Spaceworxx (ImpEx) / HASIEX

History

Manifesto

Charter