Interstellar Assistance Providers LLLP is happy to provide entirely legal and trustworthy assistance with no questions asked.
Do you have something that you want someone else to have?
Need to know if a particular space lane has pirates? or police?
Want a taco?
IAP
We can help. (Probably)
IAP began humbly, as a group of taco delivery technicians called Taco Flach, providing the hard working employees of microTech in the beautiful city of New Babbage with the much needed warmth and comfort of a fresh, steamy taco. For the first few years, that’s all it was.
It wasn’t until the arrival of current CEO and AIP co-founder Tasha Sanzo that things began to change. Within four months of Mis Sanzo joining Taco Flach as an ordinary taco delivery technician, she managed to climb to the rank of local delivery coordinator, and barely a month later she secured a significant investment from a Hurston Dynamics HR manager who chooses to remain anonymous. With this sudden windfall, she acquired a Drake Catapillar and refitted it into a mobile taco kitchen and restaurant, bringing hot and spicy tacos to bustling mega-cities, isolated research outposts, and dusty mining facilities alike all across the Stanton system. For a time, profits soared. In the first year alone, the Taco Box paid off Taco Flash’s debts and catapulted the little company into local stardom.
That is, until the poor choice of ship came back to haunt them. After only seventeen months of dedicated taco service, local authorities received entirely fictitious and slanderous reports that the Taco Box was a haven for unlicenced “comfort services”. A claim that was entirely without merit. Unfortunately, opponents of warm, tasty tacos fresh from the griddle had somehow managed to plant false evidence of illicit activity onboard the Taco Box just before the authorities came to inspect the ship. Thus came the end of Taco Flach.
All was not lost, however. Mis Sanzo was released for good behavior after barely two weeks of undeserved incarceration and was quickly exonerated of all charges. With her return to freedom, and a small loan from an old friend, she acquired a far more reputable ship and founded a new company: Interstellar Assistance Providers LLLP, providing a far wider variety of entirely legal assistance all around Stanton and beyond.
The rest, as they say, is history.
Interstellar Assistance Providers LLLP is happy to provide nearly any form of legal assistance you may require. No questions asked.
Where ever you may be, whatever you may need, IAP will send an agent to answer the call. Whether it be scouting an asteroid field for minable resources, flying a VIP across system in style and comfort, or just delivering a warm and friendly taco, IAP has you covered.
No matter the contract, you can be sure our agents will be punctual, trustworthy, and never, under any circumstances, flying a Drake ship.
We at IAP pride our selves on being reliable and effective assistance providers.
A contractor with IAP is expected to at all times while fulfilling a contract:“Don’t do crime. Don’t fly Drake.”
-Tasha Sanzo, CEO