Jimbo’s Garage & Junkyard

REPAIRING | REFUELING | REARMING
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SALVAGING | HAULING | TRADING

/// Site Under Repair ///

History

James Robert Joseph Cooper is the owner of Jimbo’s Garage & Junkyard, a “mom’n‘pop shop” that specializes in products and services related to wrecked spacecraft, including: repair & resupply, spare parts hauling & trading, and scrap metal/refuse salvaging & recycling. Located within an asteroid, its facility is an old, dilapidated VFG Industrial hangar and outpost that was repurposed as a repair garage, trading shop, and salvage yard. It is a very unsightly and unorganized complex, with disused ship parts piled in a myriad of precarious heaps composed of broken-down machinery, rickety equipment, and rusted scrap.

Manifesto

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“SERVICE … SUPPLY … SALVAGE”
“Ets mah pleasure!”

⚙️ SERVICE
“Need ship repauhrs? Fewl? Ayam’o? Toe-win’?”
“Cume ta maah werkshop! If’n ya can’t, ay’ll cume tew yew lickety-split!”
“Don’t pitcha hissy fit! Ay’ll ficks dat toe’er-down thang raah-dup!

⚙️ SUPPLY
“A-lookin’ fer ship pawrts? Ka’pownents? Wey-pons?”
“Take ayy gander at maah inventawy ta fahnd out if’n ah hav’em e’n stawk fer’er cheap, HOT DANG, prahce!”
“If’n ah ain’t gawt et, heck…ah reckon ah kin fitch et fer ya!”

⚙️ SALVAGE
“Got ship junk?”
“Afore yew git rid av et, ay’ll gitty-up down yonder ayn’ git et fer ya!”
“Ay’ll fitch ya ship rickaj ayn’ awl kahndz av skrap ayn’ wayst ayn’ gawerbaj!”

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Current status of corporate operations as of 2948.04.01 (Effective until further notice):
Remote ship repair, restock, towing, and salvage services are temporarily unavailable due to a slight delay in various manufacturing and assembly processes of the Aegis Dynamics Vulcan, Argo Astronautics SRV, and Drake Interplanetary Vulture. This commercial enterprise is currently only accepting local scrap/waste hauling contracts and specialized pick-up/delivery contracts within the operational locality of the Stanton system. This commercial enterprise retains no cargo insurance at this juncture; therefore, client assumes all risks and responsibilities associated with cargo transported via this commercial enterprise’s hauling service. This commercial enterprise is fully licensed and operated in accordance with rules and regulations pursuant to the provisions of repairing/restocking/refueling, towing/hauling/trading, and salvaging/reclamation/disposal in the UEE territorial jurisdiction, UEE-claimed systems, et cetera.

Charter

⚙️ SERVICE
To fulfill the client’s on-demand aid and support requests by providing remote repairing, refueling, rearming, towing, and general distress services.

⚙️ SUPPLY
To quickly and safely haul and sell second-hand, high quality ship components, equipment, parts, and weapons at a discount compared to prices established at larger depot companies.

⚙️ SALVAGE
To remove and recycle ship debris and common refuse (including scrap, waste, and garbage) for a safer, cleaner, more orderly ‘Verse.