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JMT Expo. / JMT
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Freelancing
An organisation founded by elite scientists dedicated to exploration, we begun as two engineers and a biologist and welcome other elite scientists. JMT Expo is at the cutting edge of exploration and ghost-busting.
When there’s something strange in the universe, who you gonna call????? JMT!!!!!
History
Ever since the discovery that it wasn’t Tom stealing the loo roll we have been dedicated to busting ghosts up. Initially JMT Expo had a shaky start due to a massive lawsuit on whether it is ethical to bust ghosts. The lawsuit was eventually dropped, and we would like to set the records straight that no money transferred hands prior to the lawsuit being dropped.
In the history of the company there has only been one ghost containment unit (GCU) malfunction, this was purely the result of a health and safety officer with no experience of the paranormal breaching our safety systems on the GCU. Since this incidence we have reviewed our system and a second off switch has been installed.
We are proud to be the only organisation in the known universe that currently holds a full license for ghost capture and containment. We would like to state that we have no ownership or affiliation of the company that issues these permits, rumors that they are our sister company are currently unproven.
Manifesto
Feel like you’ve got a sixth sense? You haven’t……..but JMT Expo could use you!
Hunting paranormal entities in the vast void of space is a rewarding alternative to traditional exploring – not only do you get all the perks of the traditional voyage of discovery, but if you find ‘something strange’ you will have the training and ability to do something about it!
JMT Expo was founded by James “The Venom”, Matt “ColvStar” and Tom “The Tomohawk”. During the ghost ethics lawsuit filed against the company (which was dropped) the JMT Expo experience its fair share in bad media coverage. As a result the term “Just Men Trying” was adopted by some tabloids. We would like to set the record straight and confirm this is not what JMT stands for as we do NOT try, we SUCCEED!
The company has endured a huge amount of success in the past, and this has resulted in the company being put under the media spotlight. This media attention has only helped the company grow, and as a three man team we now struggle to keep up with the demand on interplanetary and intergalactic ghost-busting. We are now looking to recruit other elite scientists with a strong hunger for ectoplasm!
We would also like to state that the recent partial destruction of an unnamed galaxy had nothing to do with our testing on new ghost capture devices. We can confirm that we were at one point testing in that area but would like to re-iterate that we had nothing to do with the ensuing incident! On a side note we are now looking to recruit two test pilots and a scientist that specializes in ghost capture technology.
WE NOW DO WEEKEND CALL OUTS! *survey fee still applies
Disclaimer: We accept no responsibility for any accidental incineration.
Charter
1. Don’t, under any circumstances, cross the streams!
2. Do not speak to the media or in a court of law before a full briefing by one of the founders.
3. Following from 2, if the Advocacy comes calling, we are not in!
4. All damage is collateral.
5. Accidental incineration is not our fault.
