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Hi! Welcome, welcome, what can we do for you today? Looking to buy or sell? Do you need something moved, or disposed of? Maybe you got skills in these departments, look for the small Recruitment sign in the back, and we’ll take care of you.
The Jolly Rogers: A History of Chaos and Plunder
It all started with a simple idea why work for credits when you can take them? The Jolly Rogers was born from a group of misfits, outlaws, and thrill seekers who realized the loot was ripe for the picking. From small time raids on careless traders to full scale ambushes on convoys, we quickly made a name for ourselves as a crew that hits hard, shares the spoils, and always leaves a mess behind.
We’ve stolen ships right out from under their captains, tricked bounty hunters into flying into their own traps, and partied so hard we forgot where we stashed our loot (don’t worry, we found it… in everyone else’s cargo). Through every victory and every disaster, one thing has stayed the same we live by our own rules, take what we want, and make sure we’re having a damn good time doing it.
The community knows our name, and if they don’t yet, they will soon. We’re The Jolly Rogers join us, or get looted.
The Jolly Rogers Manifesto
We are The Jolly Rogers pirates, mischief-makers, and professional loot collectors. We don’t ask, we take. We don’t follow rules, we make them. If it’s valuable, it’s ours. If it flies, we’ll probably board it. And if someone tries to stop us? That just makes it more fun.
Loyalty keeps us tight, plunder keeps us rich, and every haul ends with a party. We hit fast, share the spoils, and make sure every crew member gets their cut. No weaklings, no cowards just legends in the making.
That said, we get it sometimes a bounty hunter ruins your day, or a trade hauler self destructs just to spite you. Feel free to rage, complain, and curse the ‘verse… just make sure you’re laughing about it by the time the next haul comes in.
We’re here for the loot, the chaos, and the laughs. So strap in, grab a drink, and let’s go make someone else’s bad day our best one yet.
The Jolly Rogers Code
Thieves Among Thieves
We’re pirates, but we’re also a crew. We take what we want, we share the spoils, and we make sure everyone has a damn good time. That means we live by a simple code not to restrict us, but to keep the fun going.
1. Loyalty First, Always
We’re all in this together. You don’t steal from the crew, you don’t backstab a mate, and you don’t sell us out. If you have a problem with another member, settle it like pirates—drinks, fists, or a good old-fashioned space duel.
2. Plunder is Life
If it’s out there and unguarded, it’s ours. If it’s guarded, we just have to try harder. Cargo haulers, miners, and lost souls in the system are all potential “donors” to our cause. If we can take it, we should.
3. No Greedy Hands
We split the spoils. If you’re hoarding loot while the crew goes hungry, expect a mutiny. Everyone gets a fair cut because a happy pirate is a loyal pirate.
4. Hit Fast, Leave No Witnesses
The best heist is one that leaves no one to tell the tale. We move quickly, strike hard, and vanish before the law or bounty hunters show up. If someone does get away, expect trouble later so clean up your messes.
5. No Honor Among Prey
We’ll lie, cheat, and trick our way into riches. If a trader trusts us, that’s their mistake. If a bounty hunter underestimates us, they won’t live to regret it.
6. But Honor Among Thieves
Inside the crew, we don’t scam, steal, or double-cross. Pirates survive because we have each other’s backs. If you betray the crew, expect to wake up in space… without your suit.
7. Have Fun, or Walk the Plank
If you’re not enjoying yourself, why are you here? We live for the thrill, the chase, and the spoils. Rage when you lose, laugh when you win, and always be ready to go again.
8. Party Hard, Fight Harder
Every big haul is a reason to celebrate. Drink, boast, and tell tall tales, but always be ready for the next fight. A hungover pirate is still a pirate—just one with a headache.
9. Trolling is a Pirate’s Right
Messing with the ‘verse is half the fun. If we can talk our way into stealing a ship, trick a bounty hunter into an ambush, or just cause chaos for the hell of it, we absolutely should.
10. The ‘Verse is Ours for the Taking
No space is safe, no ship untouchable, and no mark too big. The Jolly Rogers don’t bow to anyone. We take what we want, when we want, and we make sure the ‘verse remembers our name.