2 members
Jump Star / JUMPSTAR
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Piracy -
Smuggling
UEE pissin’ you off? Us too. Imperator acts like guns are some taboo thing we can’t take into a hospital or something. I think we’ve all had enough of this totalitarian bs. Join us today if you feel like jumping some space nerds.
Also, f*ck Hurston Dynamics. That’s all.
History
Jump Star was founded in 2953 by Carpet Lego (our Glorious Captain) with one goal in mind: to bring people together for the sake of it.
Then Hurston Dynamics kept harrassing us for being super cool. Then they brought the UEE in on it! So we decided to steal stuff.
BlackJac might be next on the sh*t list, stay tuned.
Manifesto
We tend to pose as stand-up citizens so that we can rob people. Simple. The objective is mostly money… so we’ll take whatever as long as we’re paid.
Reiteration/Disclaimer/Honest Promise: Pay us and we will do the thing you need, do not pay us and we will have fun at your expense. This includes us ambushing you for money. You need to get outta there with all your sh*t functioning… we need money… you pay us money and we will not render your sh*t dysfunctional.
Stay safe out there citizens.
Charter
We aren’t murder hobos. We won’t kill you on sight. Just don’t get trigger happy when we show up, give us our payout and we’re solid. Even though you’re askin for it (nerd), if you shoot at us with intent to kill, we will still not go out of our way to kill you… Pirate’s honor! We just want your money and maybe a laugh. <3
Yeah well what if I wanna fight back?! What then?!
We will strand you. We will softdeath your ship, down you, then we will strand you with your undersuit, helmet and a pistol with 1 full magazine. Might leave ya with some water if you put up a good fight.
