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Klescher Liberation Front / KLF

  • Organization
  • Casual
  • Role play
  • Infiltration
    Infiltration
  • Smuggling
    Smuggling
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Because prison is not a self-help seminar

History Manifesto Charter

History

KLF’s founder decided long ago that Klescher isn’t bad as a prison, but what makes it truly awful is the cognitive dissonance caused by the juxtaposition of corporate self-improvement messaging with forced labor incarceration in a desolate facility. Following a psychotic break induced by hours of listening to the chirpy public address announcements while breaking open rocks, KLF’s founder had a vision: to overthrow destroy the prison-self-improvement-industrial complex down to its very last stone block.

So that’s what he does. And he wants your help.

Manifesto

We are criminals
We are not guests
We do not like geology
We do not give compliments
We do not want redemption
We do not want to be better people
SEND US TO A REAL PRISON!

Charter

Without expectation of reward, KLF delivers aid and succor to Klescher inmates and assistance in leaving Klescher’s cursed grounds.
KLF’s acts towards Klescher inmates are charitable.
KLF will not ask Klescher inmates for compensation for its actions.
Otherwise, KLF members free to do what they wish as beings of free will, including acting against those whom KLF might have once helped.