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KNOBS UNITED / KNOB

  • Faith
  • Casual
  • Freelancing
    Freelancing
  • Smuggling
    Smuggling

Australian based organisation of mates playing socially together, built up on trust, love, rage quitting and email spam. We don’t tolerate fools, except Graeme.



History

They said it was the big bang. What they mean is that it all began with a giant Knob.

Which became many Knobs.

Here’s a third sentence with Knob in it.

Manifesto

Our central purpose, existence and constitution is centrally focused on the pre-ordained Savior named Mikey. The phallic prophecies speak of the day when a future leader, one in the image of Biblical Saul, a corruption encouraging those who lack faith in the Knob divined Star Citizen universe – will one day repent – see the light – and grasp the Knob with both quivering hands. Eternal worship. His redemption shall signal the beginning of the adventure throughout the cosmos.

We don’t have a real manifesto, because we aren’t crazies who need to upload that crap to the internet. We’re here for social fun, and to steal your women and pride.

Charter

Play nice, or at least don’t freely admit you’re playing dirty. Make sure you make your wingman second guess his every move. Finally, where possible, blame your lack of skill: on your framerate, lag, or buggy code.