Roberts Space Industries

Kong Interstellar Security Solutions / KONG

  • PMC
  • Hardcore
  • Security
    Security
  • Freelancing
    Freelancing

With members drawn from all across the galaxy, Kong Interstellar Security Solutions’ ranks have swelled with pilots unfit for UEE forces, leading to the formation of an informal hierarchy that uses improvised and vicious combat strategies. Though borderline suicidal KONG is strangely effective.



History

Read the MANIFESTO and CHARTER.

Where is the land of my tribe, Kong?

To the stars?

This, the dust below, is kingdom enough.

Forever beneath the Eternal Blue Sky.

Manifesto

Do you want to be short-lived cannon fodder? If not, do you want to hire some?

How about a career in actual suicide missions? Or are you interested in employees who will die (our guarantee!) before they can get paid?

Have you heard about the latest UEE employee safety standards? If you have, we’ll see you in court!

Do you have aspirations of personal glory or just perspirations of it? Are you in need of mooks who will take a bullet for you simply because they’re too fat not to?

Is the bank about to repossess your home, space ship, or small business? We got guys who will burn that shit down. We don’t even know their names.

Did you used to work a corner on Spider? Check out our openings under “Self-Motivated/Self-Starter with experience in territorial warfare (No less than 3 Life Sentences)”.

Are you in need of an on-the-go scrap team? We specialize in tearing down the ships as they flee at high speed.

Do you have a background in spatial aftermarket distribution? We have need of your services. Call Ronnie at 999-CAR-CHOP.

How about hiring an Idris for the afternoon in order to intimidate the competition? We do that too, but we can’t guarantee it’ll be there.

If you are interested in any of the above, then you have come to the right place.1

We are Kong Interstellar and we want your business!
No matter how badly you don’t want ours.

To contact us directly, please do not hesitate to reach us at:
steamcommunity.com/groups/KongInterstellar

Or if you’re in need of a more direct line:
Discord: https://discord.gg/qVSu9Nm

Alternatively, you can leave a message on our recruitment thread.

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Charter

1. GET IN DISCORD

https://discord.gg/qVSu9Nm

There is also a Steam group.
steamcommunity.com/groups/KongInterstellar

And this neat thing.
kong-interstellar.appspot.com

2. THIS IS A MERITOCRACY

Ranks do not matter. Contributing does.

3. DON’T TAKE YOURSELF TOO SERIOUSLY

We’ll probably make fun of you if you do. Leave your ego at the door and make/do something cool instead.

4. HAVE A GOOD TIME

Welcome to Kong.