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History Manifesto Charter

History

The Prophecy was first spoken to our leader in a dream, a cream dream, as it was later named by the devotees of our order. The Prophecy told of a coming disaster that would shake the very fabric of the universe. It whispered of evils too horrible to utter aloud – a world where no one could savor in the delight of a creamy cheesecake. The Prophet knew what to do. Only by ridding the galaxy of all other desserts would the legacy of cheesecake be safe. He set out on a creamy crusade that continues to this day.

Manifesto

Alright first off if you don’t like cheesecake, I can’t get into all the ways that you are wrong. You should just leave. Just. Leave.

Ok, now that we have that out of the way and we’re all on the same page I will let you in on a little secret. The Creampocalypse is coming sooner than you’d like. When’s the last time you’ve tasted a sweet creamy cheesecake? Too long I tell you! None of the “mainstream media” outlets will report on this because they are LYING TO YOU.

Join us brothers and sisters and we can be the revolution! A CREAMY CREATION THE LIKES NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN!

Charter

Only those who abide the Cream Code are granted access to our Order. Other organization affiliations are welcome so long as the Cream Code is followed.

1. Cheesecake is the best dessert. No other dessert shall come before it.

2. Prepare oneself everyday for the coming Creampocalypse.

3. Be vigilant in your holy quest against blasphemous desserts.

4. Respect fellow devotees of the Cream.