Eagle 5 / LONESTARR

  • PMC
  • Casual
  • Bounty Hunting
    Bounty Hunting
  • Transport
    Transport
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Fear the wrath of EAGLE 5. President Skroob and Dark Helmet must be stopped. May The Schwartz be with you.

“And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine” – Dark Helmet
History Manifesto Charter

History

We’ve got over 20 years, combined experience with operating space Winnebago’s, drinking beer, and spanking hot womens. With over 300 bounty captures and counting, we are sure to get that guy who flipped you off. We perform with absolute professionalism, and have many satisfied customers; here’s what they had to say.

TESTIMONIALS

“They acted extremely unprofessional.” – Korben Dallas

“They did not kill the guy who flipped me off.” – Ruby Rhod

“Mesa not happy. Mesa gonna cry.” – Jar Jar Binks

“Wuhhh allll eeeee.” – Wall-E

Manifesto

Have fun.

Charter

Don’t be a jive turkey.