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Sit back and enjoy a cup of coffee, we’ll be done moving your cargo to our hauler before you need a trip to the head. Truth is, we need your goods to pay for food, fuel, and a few other necessary items like single malt Scotch, cigars, movie rentals, and a vintage Banu bobblehead for the dashboard.
History of what? Piracy? Fusion reactors?
Look, we’re just in it for your cargo, not a history lesson.
Our manifesto is simple; steal stuff and sell it in a morally flexible port in enough time to make it to a BBQ with our pirate friends.
If you’re impolite about the whole thing, we may take your ship and leave you drifting in a spacesuit, which you’ll promptly soil.
We’re really just some nice folks who need your stuff to pay for our expensive alcohol habits. That and a bunch of other expensive habits that we’re not willing to pay for via honest work.
Truth is, once you meet us, you may consider joining us, we’re mildly fun.
