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Monkey Mining Unlimited / MMOU
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Freelancing
Monkey business is BIG business!
History
Monkey Mining Unlimited (MMOU), based out of the “Banana Belt” asteroid field, where a chaotic yet surprisingly efficient workforce of genetically uplifted primates oversees the harvesting of minerals and metals, salvaging of derelect ships and cargo running activities. The atmosphere within their hollowed-out asteroid headquarters is a cacophony of screeching alarms and rhythmic clanging, as chimpanzee engineers in grease-stained pressure suits swing through zero-gravity gantries to tighten loose fuel lines with prehensile tails. Eschewing traditional corporate hierarchies for a complex system of social grooming and fruit-based incentives, the MMOU has outpaced human competitors through sheer agility and a fearless, “brute-force” approach to orbital mechanics. While their cockpit telemetry is often smeared with pulpy fingerprints and their communication logs are mostly rhythmic hooting, their cargo ships—laden with quantanium and RMC—return to Levski’s orbit with a precision that defies their primal nature.
Manifesto
Our mission is to untether the primate spirit from the gravity of Earth and cast it into the riches of the cosmos, where the stars provide the light and the core provides the bounty. We reject the sterile, bureaucratic caution of human exploration in favor of a raw, instinct-driven pursuit of the cosmic haul, swinging through zero-gravity lattices with the precision of our ancestors and the power of the plasma torch. To us, a mineral-rich vein is the ultimate canopy, and every extracted scu of quantanium or rmc is a testament to the ingenuity of the evolved hand. We mine not for flags or borders, but for the thrill of the reach and the liberation of the troop, proving that the galaxy belongs to those with the grip to seize it and the audacity to howl at the void.
Charter
Monkey Mining Unlimited establishes a sovereign mandate for the Great Ape Collective to harvest high-value mineral deposits, salvage materials, cargo (human, alien, data or physical) transportati while maintaining the highest standards of orbital hygiene and group cohesion. Our mission prioritizes the retrieval of valuable commodisites through agile, low-gravity maneuvering and intuitive tool-use, ensuring that all bounty is shared equitably across the troop. We pledge to operate our pressurized habitats with mechanical ingenuity, resolve territorial disputes through established grooming protocols rather than kinetic conflict, and remain steadfast in our pursuit of the “Great Golden Banana”—a metaphorical and literal commitment to the prosperity of our species among the stars.