“Never send a Space Boy to do a Space Man’s job.”
- Captain Scar-Dog
Event Horizons started with a single ship and a captain that took on the unknown and returned a self-proclaimed hero. In actuality, he inadvertently started a war with several extra-terrestrial lifeforms, but they did have it coming for trying to stand in the way of a man’s progress.
“Now they all use our services because we know how to get shit done.”
- Captain Scar-Dog
After a righteous defeat of the competition, a driven young captain developed an addiction to success. He took his single ship enterprise… and turned it into a thriving galactic force… At one time, there wasn’t a human being alive who didn’t sing the Event Horizons jingle at least once. Oh how things have changed.
Event Horizons took it’s most crippling downturn when Captain Scar-Dog insulted the Space Pope by calling him a fraud. He was also found to be having an affair with several high-ranking female athletes, all very large and married. The public lost faith, because apparently faith still exists in the future. And then, like many of the start-ups during the Stellar Revolution, Event Horizons lost it’s grip on the market it helped create.
Left with little else to do, Captain Scar-Dog once again invested his remaining cash into a single ship. Swearing off most kinds of drugs and Space Booze, the captain seeks new adventures. Where will he end up next? And with who???
When you march forth into the darkness and light, take no fear with you, for that is the destroyer of men, and we are conquerors of the unknown and all that lies beyond. We seek knowledge and truth, and we will face those who oppose us with a clenched fist, and welcome our friends with open arms or an outreaching hand. There is no victory to be had without sacrifice, and we will sacrifice to find reason in the chaos factory that is everything.
EVENT HORIZONS & YOU
I. Prepare for any and all situations, good or bad.