NationalFoozballAssociation / NFA

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YOGFITABCEDOYL

History Manifesto Charter

History

The National Foozball Association was founded on June 6th, 2066 during the merging of the Illuminati and the church of Satin. The association was founded for the safety of the Fooz world, seeing as how the gang-bangers and illuminati-Satinists were street foozing and making up rules which created chaos and mayhem in the Fooz world. A group of Veteran FoozBaller$ united to create the NFA in order to bring rules and structure to the sport we enjoy today. The NFA organizes and oversees every professional Foozball game in the universe and has hundreds of thousands of Foozball facilities on every planet colonized by the UEE. The NFA also has a large military fleet consisting of Nic Cage and the entire Crew of Fauqs News. The organization gets funding from all of the games it hosts and uses that money to fight the Illuminati-Satinists that plague the universe. The NFA has been fighting the CIS (Church of Illuminati-Satinists) since its founding and Other than this ongoing war against evil, the NFA has remained peaceful towards all other groups in the galaxy, only coming out to fight its sworn enemy or the occasional Count Chocula (Pirates) wanting control of a shipment of precious Foozium (the rare element that makes up the foozball$, Foozball tabl3s, and Gold Camo Snipars we use all around the universe).

Manifesto

The NFA is a corporation that is hell bent on destroying the Illuminati-Satinists and spreading Foozball across the universe. Therefore we are an exploration corporation that utilizes technology to traverse the universe in seerch of new Foozball facility locations, Illuminate bases to destroy, and new sources of Foozium. *

*Please note that NFA is a corporation in the sense that we have private investors(all our members) who gain wealth for themselves and our investors may pool their money with the larger NFA community IF THEY WANT. We do not require any sort of commitment in any way. If you want to stay with the NFA the benefits are

1: you can put your UEC into a NFA wide fund that the entire NFA will use to buy vessels or expensive items that all members vote on and that all members will have access to.
2: you get to be part of the Foozball lore, meaning you can set Fooz into the world. Create bases with some kind of connection to Fooz and see the Foozballer world grow around you.
3: you are protected under the NFA. If you are attacked without having provoked the assailant(s), whatever NFA forces are nearby (meaning other NFA members and/or the Nic Cage battalion and/or the Fauqs News Attack Force) will come to assist you and the assailant(s) will forever be marked as an enemy of the NFA (unless NFA member(s) that was attacked says otherwise).
4: you get the financial stability to do what you want. As long as you fallow the rules and promise to spread Fooz, the NFA will see that its Private investors(members) be given financial help if they need money to start an adventure or if they experience any financial trauma that is the result of an unfortunate circumstance and not a stupid move on the players part. This Financial help will come from a fund that is supported by the NFA members and is distributed as the NFA community sees fit.

Charter

Rules are as stated:
1: NFA members must try to assist other NFA members in times of emergency unless they are not equipped to do so. Meaning that if an NFA member is being attacked and another member is nearby this assault, the Nearby member must provide fire support unless the nearby member isn’t equipped for battle. This goes for other scenarios as well. If an NFA member needs help of any kind and other members are nearby, those other members must provide any assistance they can unless they themselves are not equipped to do so. Any property lost or damaged during the process of helping another member will be replaced by the NFA and then some if the helper did a good job at giving assistance and if the helper doesn’t already have automatic replacement systems in place for his property(i.e. insurance).
2: Never kill another member of the NFA or you will get #REKT.
3: Respect all other groups in the Universe except the Illuminati-Satinists and Count Choculas(Pirates). This means you may not attack unless provoked physically or unless they are identified Illuminati-Satin church members, Count Choculas, or other specified NFA enemies(meaning those who have attacked the NFA outright and have been branded as enemies) or unless you have a personal reason to attack in which case the NFA is not responsable for anything that happens to you and will not assist you unless other members wish to also do so out of their own free will.
4: You are free to do your own thing with your team, meaning discover new locations, set up bases, and free roam and stuff.
5: The NFA needs new locations, and needs product placement. Show that you are part of the NFA by branding everything you own with either “NFA” or something with “Fooz” in it or with our slogan “ YOGFITABCEDOYL”. It’s extremely important if the whole NFA wants to be able to communicate well, as it makes identifying bases and ships a lot simpler and allows members to freely move between locations they know are part of their organization.
6: The NFA does NOT require any sort of monetary commitment at all. We are a corporation that is comprised of private investors( you if you so happen to join) who keep EVERYTHING they get while exploring and creating bases. Our higher up group members may ask if the NFA community would like to pool their UEC together to buy something that everyone in the NFA can use. We also will have a fund for assisting members of the NFA financially which is also a fund that members voluntarily put money into.But other than that all we ask is that you Fooz hard.
*Failure to follow these rules will lead to reverse-liposuction