No Daddy Not The Cupboard / NO0

URGENT – HELP ME DISTRIBUTE MY $15 MILLION TO CHARITY

IN SUMMARY:- Our President have 15,000,000.00 (fifteen million) UEC Dollars and I want you to assist me in distributing the money to charity organizations. I agree to reward you with part of the money for your assistance, kindness and participation in this worthy project. This message might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind but please consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility.

We are living in the Garden Planet of Fora in the great and splendid city of Spaceport Harcourt. Our President/CEO was historically only concerned with the business and for making money and never really cared about other people.

But since the loss of his family to Vanduul Raiders, he have found a new desire to assist the helpless. he have been helping orphans in orphanages/motherless homes and has donated some money to orphans on Seahorse, XIS, Gonn, Etos and some hyper-populated Asian space stations with no indicator lights.

Before he became ill, he kept $15 Million in a long-term deposit account in Allied Sol Bank PLC. Presently, he am in the hospital where he have been undergoing treatment for Space AIDS and the doctors have told him that there only a few months to live. It is his last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations. But because my relatives and friends has plundered so much of his wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them.

Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me collect the $15 Million and the interest accrued on the deposit from Allied Sol Bank and distributes it amongst charity organizations.

You are at liberty to use your discretion to distribute the money and feel free as well to reimburse yourself when you have the money for any expenses you incur in the course of collecting and distributing the money to charity organizations. I am willing to reward you for your assistance and kindness.

Kindly expedite action and contact me via Mobiglas if this proposal is acceptable to you.

May the good Gods bless you and your family.

Best Regards,

Ponce Akeem

SAFE HANDLING AND PROCEDURES FOR CORRECT LOADING OF HANGAR DISH WASHERS

It has been identified that some staff have complained about the lack of formal induction training on the correct procedure for handling of soiled dished and loading therof into a dish washing machine. To address this concern, HR group has develop section 42.6.7, ‘Safe handling and Procedure for correct loading and unloading of dish washing machines,’ referred to here as ‘stacking dishes procedure’.

The stacking dishes procedure (SDP) should be used by all staff to ensure safe and proper handling of dishes and/or cutlery as applicable. Incorrect handling of dished can lead to an unsafe workplace causing:

• Dish rage from fellow co-workers who have to clean up after you
• Higher rates of tranfer of communicable diseases from improperly soiled cutlery and dishes
• Greater rejection from person and executive administration staff whom are called upon to do the dirty work for others as a last resort and will often discriminate against those who do not comply with the SDP
• Isolation and mistreatment of staff known to regularly fail to use the SDP

The SDP process is laid out in the following steps.

1. Remove heavy food residue from the dish and dispose of any food waste receptacle provided.
2. Remove light residue from the dish by briefly rinsing the item and/or apply the dish cleaning device (brush or sponge) provided.
3. Open the automated dish washing appliance door (DWAD) fully. This is important as attempting to load the DWA with the DWAD closed will cause breakage of dishes and create an unsafe workplace. Please note that attempting to open the DWAd while the DWA is in operation will cause a horrific scene.
4. Gently unroll either the upper or lower dish rack (UDR or LDR). In accordance with the DWA manufacturer specifications, glasses and cups are to be loaded inverted (that’s upside down) in the UDR in a free space. All other items should be placed in the LDR.
5. Gently roll the UDR or LDR back into place. Note: Sharp items should be loaded pointy end downwards to avoid horrific scene when the LDR is unloaded.
6. The DWAD should now be gently raised and firmly pushed closed until the safety latch is audibly heard to ‘click’ into place.

Please note that the SDP and DWA can be safely used by male and/or female and or female staff. It even works for both the left and right hands. No medical side effects have been identified by the Surgeon General from the excessive use of DWA.