Older Gamers Behaving Badly / OKBOOMER

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“Freight doesn’t care about your feelings, and neither do we!”

History Manifesto Charter

History

Older Gamers Behaving Badly was founded on May 1, 2026. It was the result of nearly two years of disappointment and struggle.

Mister_Gray found Star Citizen in October of 2024, and was instantly obsessed.

He flew around by himself, losing himself in the logistics loops, then those idgits living in the * Empire of Clouds* decided that everybody had to do FPS and PVP everywhere, all the time, and locked the majority of the content behind ‘contested zones’ where LITERAL CHILDREN would cheat, exploit, tryhard, edgelord, meme, etc all over the map, while calling anyone who complained about their ignorant behavior “Carebear” or “Bob” or “Space Dad”

Now, being strong-armed into Multiplayer events in order to get any progress or reward gear, he is forced to scroll endlessly through the “Looking for Group” forum on Spectrum, looking at dozen, hundreds, even thousands of copy/paste Org with the same theme. “4 Da Luls”.

Are you tired of having to deal with Screaming Children who can’t just sit down, shut up and wait the five minutes for us to quantum to Microtech without ‘bunny hopping’ laps around the cargo bay while screaming ridiculous gibberish phrases at each other that they think is the Pinnacle or Comedy?

Well then, welcome home Boomer. Grab a coffee, settle in, and let’s haul some cargo.

Manifesto

  1. Membership is exclusive. You must pass the Discord vibe check before being invited to apply
  2. All members of Older Gamers Behaving Badly must be 100% pure, organic, free range Humans. No exceptions.
  3. You must be at least 25 yrs old to be invited to apply. If you lie about this and we find out, you will be expelled immediately.
  4. You are not your character! This is a make believe world in a video game. Stop taking yourself so seriously.
  5. Trauma Talk Tuesdays are cancelled.
  6. I am not your MaMa or your Therapist.
  7. I am your Captain and and that means that I will move the stars to help you if you need it.
  8. I don’t trust easily, and that means that I will also hunt you to my last breath if you cross me.
  9. I don’t care what you think about (insert hot button topic here). I just don’t.
  10. I do not, ever want to hear the traumatic origin story of your OC. It’s a toon that will get wiped with the next patch.
  11. This is a video game. We come here to escape the Clown World outside. I will fight to keep the two separate.
  12. TBD – No this isn’t a typo. It’s a placeholder that was put here on purpose.

Charter

Oh, Hell’s Fire! I don’t know?! “Go haul more freight than the other guy!” or some similar foolishness.

And for the last time, I had nothing to do with your missing goat, Greg!