Planet Express / PENIS

Our motive is to deliver quality PENIS all the time, everytime

Delivery of late PENIS is not tolerable.

1st RULE: Don’t not talk about PENIS

2nd RULE: You DON’T NOT talk about PENIS.

3rd RULE: If someone says “stop” or goes limp, taps out, the PENIS is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a PENIS.

5th RULE: One PENIS at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: PENIS will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at Planet Express, you HAVE to PENIS.