Welcome to Doctor Deng’s Family Alehouse & Bar
Just a bunch of rowdy rebel rousers round here, boy.
History of Doctor Deng to come!
Grass, Gass, & Ass.
All For Me Grog.
IT’S ALWAYS BEER:30
We’re always game for a party. Just chip in!
NO PRE-WASTEDS
Avoid getting Totally Shitfaced before going out.
NO BAR BRAWLING
No UFC Style. No Bitch Slappin’. No Name Callin’.
DONT FLY UNDER THE INFLUENCE
In which case you think you totally got this, then we’d prefer that you do.
NO BEER TEARS
Quit bitchin’. Life moves on.
NO ONE IS UGLY AFTER 2AM
Unless you’re a Xian. We don’t want your kind round here.
THE BARTENDER/BOUNCER IS ALWAYS RIGHT.
You fight, you lose.