Khaotic Knotorious Pyrate Krew / PYRATE

We are not the best organized.
We are not the most disciplined.
But we are tied together by choice, chaos, and questionable decisions.

Pyrate Knotorious Krew is a loose alliance of misfits, drifters, and opportunists who believe that piracy is less about perfection and more about showing up, improvising, and making it work.

We don’t chase glory.
We don’t follow scripts.
We adapt, we tangle situations, and we leave stories behind.

Our strength is not precision — it’s persistence.
Our bond is not hierarchy — it’s trust earned in the mess.

If something goes wrong, we stay.
If things fall apart, we knot them back together.
And if the plan fails… we make a better mistake.

This is not a krew for order.
This is a krew for those who thrive in the tangle.

Knotorious Pyrate Krew – Charter

1. Purpose

The Knotorious Pyrate Krew exists to enjoy piracy as a shared experience — khaotic and koorative, krew-focused, and fueled by curiosity, bad plans, and questionable confidence.

We believe piracy is not about looking competent, but about trying anyway, learning on the fly, and occasionally winning despite the odds — or because of them.

Profit matters.
But adventure, laughter, and doing it together matter more.

Profit matters, but having a good crew matters more.

2. Identity

We are Pyrates by choice, not by uniform.
We value personality, improvisation, and adaptability over rigid doctrine or rank.

3. Membership

No elitism, no try-hard attitude

New and experienced players are welcome

Skills, ideas and kooperation are respected; ego is not

If you fly with the Krew, you fly with responsibility.

4. Konduct

Respect your crewmates at all times

No griefing for griefing’s sake

Piracy is interaction, not harassment

We take risks together and own the outcome together

5. Kommand & Structure

Leadership is situational.
The one with the plan leads — until the plan breaks.

Decisions favor common sense over rank.

Structure? We have a structure?

6. Konflict Resolution

Disputes are handled directly, calmly, and within the Krew.
Drama that threatens the krew is cut loose.

7. Kode of the Knot

We do not abandon our own.
We don’t blame the knot — we untangle it.

Mistakes are expected.
Learning from them is required.

8. Amendments

1. Amendment of the amendment sake

This Charter is a living document.

It may be revised when the Krew agrees the knot needs tightening — or loosening.

2. Amendment on Spelling & Errors

Spelling mistakes, missing letters, and questionable grammar are considered part of the Krew’s identity.
Any error discovered after publication is hereby declared intentional, stylistic, or the result of insufficient coffee.

Korrections may be discussed, ignored, or proudly defended.
Under no circumstances shall a typo undermine the authority of the Krew.

If you understand it, it works.
If you laugh at it, it stays.

3. Amendment on Star Citizen Reality

Star Citizen is in development.
Star Citizen is broken.
Star Citizen will crash, desync, eat ships, delete cargo, and test everyone’s patience.

This is expected.

Frustration may occur. Complaints are allowed. Laughing is encouraged.
None of the above shall diminish the Krew’s enjoyment of flying, failing, and trying again together.

Bugs break the game — not the Krew.
If things go wrong, we regroup, untangle the mess, and keep playing.

Because shared chaos is still better than flying alone.