Radiant Union of Soviet Salesman / RUSS

History Comrade! So many chronicles were written, so many HoloTapes telling us what had happened. What has been leading us to this very moment. Lies.

The truth is comrade, that most people don’t want to know the truth. Believe me. Age is a seasoned trickster. I was here for a long time. Look at the so called Citizens out there. Capitalistic pigs! Poor pigs, rich pigs, pretty pigs, ugly ones, so many different kinds of them. But you know what all of them have in common? They are all pigs in the pursuit of happiness. Happiness! Lack of information if you ask me.

Ah, right. I mentioned credits. There you are, sitting here listening to an old man. Waiting for the good part. I like your politeness, really. Now listen comrade. You will have to make a choice now. And only because I like you.

I can give you a simple job for a haulage corp. S.I.S.C.O. has requested some help this month. The Cred’s are good. Just be a brave piggy, get up from your chair and sign on this MobiGlas.

Or… remain seated for a little while longer. We might have another job. The pay is lousy. But you will learn something. Truth. Truth is a scary thing. If I told you, you might be forced to lie about it. Not that you aren’t really good at it. So what will it be?

Still sitting there I see. And it’s not because this chair is a comfy one, I can tell you that.