Satellux Shuttles / SATELLUX

  • Corporation
  • Regular
  • Transport
    Transport
  • Security
    Security
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Satellux Shuttles is a corporation concerned with everything interstellar transport. Passenger and vehicle delivery, courier or hauler freight and cargo recovery, along with appropriate escort services.

History Manifesto Charter

History

This corporation began as an idea. A project, a dream, maybe even an undertaking and all of that lingo investors like to hear.

We want to bring stuff from A to B for a price. Can’t get much simpler than that.

Manifesto

Tired of repetitive cargo missions with big loading times and small payments? Had enough of thousand strong, catch-all “casual general organizations” with no other purpose than to spam recruiting messages in every other server, and which aren’t that active anyway? Feeling forever alone? Of course you are. We know why you’re here, and it’s probably not to play twenty questions. After eight hours of grueling work, men like you and me would rather do nothing but boot up our ship’s systems and get to work another eight.

Enter Satellux Shuttles.

What do I get for joining in?

We pay all our new recruits in exposure. One hundred exposures per member. In fact, bring a friend with you. We’ll triple it.

How do I climb the ladder?

All promotions will be randomly assigned by the org’s Magic 8 Ball. In case of Magic 8 Ball malfunction, meritocratic values will be espoused in an attempt to disguise what are, in fact, despotically handpicked selections.

What about piracy?

Sometimes the agricultural supplies that need delivering will be of a more opioid nature. That’s your trouble, kid. Either get it done or stick to the basics.

Can I commit serial murder from time to time?

Just keep the org’s reputation in mind, hm? What would your absent father think?

All of this sounds great! Where do I sign?

Don’t know, I don’t work here.

Charter

Our HR manager just contacted me about our code of conduct:

“Hi. I’m just reaching out to circle back and touch base. Checking in regarding the matter we had connected about earlier. Please let me know at your earliest convenience when we might be able to connect. Keep me updated. Best regards.”

In the meantime, don’t be stupid. Don’t worry, as uncommon as common sense might be, you’ll get a knack for it in no time.