Star Baron Hauling / SBARON

Star Baron Hauling was envisioned in the basement self store hanger of the founder’s with the dream of getting off Earth and never setting foot on it again.

After years of sacrifice, sweat and tears at the local university the founder acquired a self land hanger and a barely space worthy Aurora. Cutting his teeth on intra-system runs, and haunted by the earth in his view our founder valiantly completed a near record number** of runs to earn jump drive and move onto inter-system runs.

Once beyond Sol, the founder found competition fierce at the bottom rungs of the hauling ladder, and not even his nearly unbeatable work ethic could help him overcome the odds stacked against him.

While watching yet another fantastically liveried 890 Jump tour Terra’s local system our founder recalled the moment of his inspiration.

“It wuz me munchin on yet annuder freeze dried ‘ramen when the reflectin light off the nearby Advocacy cruzer round the jump point highlighted the flutin on the that der ’890 when I got me head cleared like I wuz just finished slammin down a sixer oh Classic Dew.

Iffin we all cant be da Prime Citizen dontcha think dem folks would be right happy ta fork over annuder few credit ta be treetin der most importan oh things like dey were da Prime Citizen?”

And thus Star Baron Hauling was born!

**Guinness Archive of Universal Records has reported that 26 runs in a 7 day period, at that time was the record, our founder fell two short of enshrining his name in the history books!