5 members
IHM
We fight clean (kinda), salvage everything that isn’t nailed down, mine whatever glitters, and occasionally “liberate” cargo from people who weren’t using it properly.
So it if you want some un’seriously, serious times; join the discord and get started -
https://discord.gg/pjuE9jVBdJ
We were not founded on grand ideals, noble crusades, or the kind of speeches that make losers tear up.
We were founded because one asshole looked at his so‑called friends, listened to their endless complaints about the universe, and thought:
“Fuck it, I can do better on my own.”
So he left.
And in the quiet that followed, he discovered something important:
The universe is harsh, it’s unfair and it’s occasionally on fire — but it’s also hilarious, profitable, and full of opportunity if you’re willing to get your hands dirty.
From that spark came our PMC: a crew that takes the job seriously, but not ourselves.
We fight clean(ish), salvage everything that isn’t nailed down, mine whatever glitters, and occasionally “liberate” cargo from people who clearly weren’t using it properly.
We believe in:
We’re not heroes, We’re not villains; We’re the people who show up, get the job done and laugh about it afterwards – preferably while counting credits – so If the Verse doesn’t owe you anything, then come and build something with us that does.
IHMPMC
We are a light‑hearted PMC operating across the Stanton and Pyro systems, specialising in combat support, salvage operations, and mining expeditions.
We’re the crew you call when you need firepower, backup, or someone to explain why your ship is now in three pieces and whether that’s salvageable.
We run:
If you want a group that’s fun without being silly, organised without being strict, and profitable without being cruel, you’ll fit right in.
The Verse is big so fly with people who make it better.
Operational Guidelines for a Questionably Respectable PMC
Article I — Purpose
p. We operate as a light‑hearted Private Military Company with secondary divisions in salvage, mining, and opportunistic acquisition.
We do not claim to be pirates, but we do occasionally behave like people who have read about piracy and found some of it compelling.
Article II — Conduct
Members will:
Article III — Engagement Rules
and finally; If it belongs to someone rude, consider whether they truly deserve it.
Article IV — Membership
We welcome:
We do not welcome:
Article V — Profit Distribution
Loot is shared fairly; Unless you’re the one who blew up the ship we were supposed to protect — then you get whatever’s left in the glove compartment.
