Roberts Space Industries

Smiling Dog Crew / SDC

  • Syndicate
  • Hardcore
  • Piracy
  • Piracy

Smiling Dog Crew is a loose consortium of dedicated emergent content creation professionals. Our
field specialists pride themselves on an agile service response model capable of delivering straight-thru-the-cockpit solutions with a competitive salvage-back guarantee.


SDC was born out of the necessity to rectify a tragic drought in smiles per gallon (SPGs) in and around the core systems. In late 2015, the supply of carebears was at an all time high, resulting in a perfect storm of casual flying and a scarcity of salvagable materials. In order to meet this market decoupling head-on, SDC was formed with an initial equity investment from Elite’s SDC Partnership for the Future of Harvesting Crybaby Tears Fund, and immediately began deploying capital and mobilizing personnel for the purpose of providing personalized (PPP) solutions for every citizen, with the objective of maximizing investor value through our own proprietary metric of Smiles Per Gallon (SPG).

Field ops began in 2016 when The Smiling Dog Crew LLP was officially established and registered in order to generate stakeholder enthusiasm and synergistic capital growth. Since then, our organization has astronomically exceeded expectations, all while maintaining a citizen-owned, flat hierarchical organizational structure that has truly unleashed grass roots driven growth—these factors ensure the speedy and efficient delivery of quality content for both our partners and our clients.


The Smiling Dog Crew (hereon SDC) is a loose consortium of emergent content creation professionals that operate out of several locations in core space, serving key constituencies in the Crusader, Hurston, and greater Stanton cluster metropolitan areas. Our professionals in the field pride themselves on delivering above board processing and build out solutions for stakeholders in both B2C and B2B markets.

SDC specializes in high velocity and high impact deliveries of content through targeted deployment and precision tactics in conjunction with straight-thru-the-cockpit (STTC) service for all citizens, regardless of financial ability, demographic characteristics, or affiliation. SDC is an equal opportunity service provider—no citizen is exempt from a fully customized, and highly personalized solution.


1. Maximize SPG.
2. Always be boosting (ABB).
3. Mine Salt.