These are the voyages of the SkyLab 3000! It’s continuing mission: to ROCK OUT WITH OUR C***S OUT!!!
Oh yeah, and uh… explore the galaxy!
Long ago, a man had a dream. He looked up at the stars, and said to himself, “There’s a gorgeous babe up there in the sky somewhere, looking up at the stars this very moment, wondering if anyone is out there…”
It was at that moment he realized, he needed to be out there. Purely for scientific reasons of course.
One thing led to another, and after countless nights of selling his body for money, he bought himself a ship, hired a crew, and took to the stars…
And all that they did from that day on… they did… for science!
To boldly go wherever the hell we want to!
I’m givin her all she can take cap’n!!