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We are the goats of space otherwise known as space goats, we will rule one day and everyone will kneel before us but until then, feel free to join.

History Manifesto Charter

History

The history of the space goats:
  • 2715: Goats became smarter beings and started developing tools.
  • 2720: The first goat who could talk, although his only word was “blaa”.
  • 2722: Goats could get educated at school developed especially for goats.
  • 2730: The first riot, goats felt discriminated because of the stables in schools. -LANDMARK
  • 2740: The first goat leader was appointed, his name was: Sir Chewie. -LANDMARK
  • 2745: The first goat to experiment with science, unfortunately he died because he read he should go into the particle accelerator instead of a particle.
  • 2746: Goats started using the particle accelerator correctly.
  • 2750: Goats cured the cold, but with curing it they started a new illness called warmth which makes you feel warm while you actually freeze to dead.
  • 2760: An epidemic of the warmth is spreading across humans.
  • 2761: The humans tried to contain it but failed.
  • 2765: 60% of the humans have died of warmth, but the sickness is contained.
  • 2770: The goat/human relation starts to become bad.
  • 2780: The war of the goat – The goats and humans are at war.
  • 2781: A cult developed where people wanted to side with the goats, they marked them self with a goatee.
  • 2783: The war is in favor of the humans, they are superior with their hands.
  • 2784: The scientists developed a method to give goats hands.
  • 2785: The goats called a truce with the humans.
  • 2786: The goats started their own spy program called GUS. Using members of the cult.
  • 2800: The human spies are ready to be deployed in key positions.
  • 2850: The spies have successfully taken over the highest ranks in the key positions.
  • 2855: The war of the goat 2 – The goats break the truce and the goats and humans are at war again.
  • 2856: The humans are losing the war fast because they are being sabotaged by the spies.
  • 2860: The goats won the war, the supreme leader is now Sir Hill. -LANDMARK
  • 2870: The goats start with exterminating the humans that still live on Earth, the cult is allowed to stay.
  • 2900: Most of the humans that lived on earth are exterminated, a small group of resistance and the cult still live.
  • 2910: The riot of the resistance – It came as fast as it left, in an instant, the resistance attack was no match for the goats.
  • 2920: Goats started using the left over human space technology.
  • 2925: The first goat to be in Space! -LANDMARK
  • 2930: The first battleship was deployed into space.
  • 2940: The first goat explorer went into space on a journey to new solar systems.
  • 2944: The explorer found a human colony and warns the goat army on Earth.

Manifesto

We are here for one thing and one thing only, find the remaining humans and either let them join us or…

Charter

The rules of the space goats:
  1. You have to be online at least 3 hours a week.
  2. You have to have a microphone and Teamspeak.
  3. If somebody with a rank higher than you says you have to do something(in the game) you have to do it, if it against the things we stand for you should still do it and report it to a higher ranking officer than the one who gave you the order.
  4. You are allowed to fly alone, but if we go on a raid or something and you are requested to be there you have to be there.
Our ranks are: Commanders:
  1. General
  2. Lieutenant General
  3. Recruiter
  4. Communications
Field ranks:
  1. Major
  2. Captain
  3. First Lieutenant
  4. Officer Cadet
  5. Private
  6. Reconnaissance