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SpaceHogz / SPACEHOGZ
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Smuggling
Welcome Space Truckers … to the *premier carrier of all things delicious and suspicious!
We are currently looking to recruit Space Truckers, both young and old…
*Voted #3056752 of #3056753 most pointless organisations in Oolon Colluphids “Silly Pointless and Maddening” magazine (SPAM)
History
Welcome to the fast paced life of a Space Trucker… Mindlessly lugging other people’s crap from one end of the Galaxy to the other.
If you have no professional aspirations, an ever expanding waistline, and a sleeveless T shirt from 1987 that hasn’t covered your belly for the last two decades, then you might just have come to the right place!
Sure we may be lacking in customer service…
Ok so we aren’t so hot at meeting deadlines…
And yes it’s true that there are currently several unpleasant lawsuits and unfounded allegations aimed in our general direction…
But by God we can promise you this…
If you ever need carrying out of the Station bar wearing only the cowboy boots you were born in… We will NOT disappoint!
So sign up now for crappy pay and a worthless life of unabashed redneckery! *
*actual rednecks need not apply!
Manifesto
We haul stuff. We buy more stuff. Then we haul that too! If its movable we move it… No questions asked!
Our ‘delicate consignments’ department can meet the needs of those customers requiring a little more discretion.
For those who require more protection than a standard cargo run, our ‘black ops’ division has your back.
So whatever your pleasure, we’ve got it covered!
Charter
The rules are simple…
To be seriously good, you don’t need to be seriously dull!
This is a place for laughs, adventure and the occasional prison stretch!
