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All praise the Space Sheeps. Unimaginable riches and luxuries await those who have faith in the Wool. Be not covered by scratchiness and instead bask in the soft comfort that awaits when you become a member of Space Sheeps.
Our holy brethren have summoned a conclave to put into action the foundation of our Faith.
Hear Us! The Space Sheeps have spent eons searching for the one true Comfy Cloud. Along this arduous journey our forefathers discovered that the path of the true Comfy Cloud was close. Wool. Wool indeed was the start of it all. Join Us! Aspire in the pursuit of the one true Comfy Cloud. The Wool awaits; it awaits us all.
Galaxial-domination is our promised destiny. We must at all costs spread the wisdom of Wool. In order to fulfill this task our requirements are strict:
- Only those of the Prime Sheep Race may apply
- Pray to the Space Sheep at least once per millennium
- Wrap thyself in the comfiest of attire; fresh wool preferred
- Engage in the deep relaxation of your soul
- Partake in the tasting of delicious cuisine
Follow the Five Commandments of the Wool Code and begin your voyage to comfy enlightenment.
Our members must only abide by the rules of the Five Commandments of the Wool Code. All other actions in pursuit of the Comfy Cloud are acceptable.