SpaghettiSpace.Inc / SPAG

Year 2022 “Spaghettigedon
Captain’s log………..1003
Officer………Col. SpaghettiHalo
Report: At 0700 hours this morning the world has been declared a war zone, as of last night a visitor from out of space contacted the major heads of “Organisation” a network of companies that run the earth after the “Treaty of Earths Defense.” Myself being a founding member of this Organisation was given a strict message to devote my company and efforts in the name of the earths new overlord.
“The Spaghetti Flying Monster.”
I am conflicted if I should comply with these demands, though the God has already destroyed most of the United States of China as President Trump didn’t like the gods demand and stated “We will need to build a bigger wall and have this Spagbowl pay for it.”!

Report out.

Mission briefing…… 56
Officer…….Major Zones
Briefing: In the next year I have been tasked with escorting the cargo from our recent colonization of the planet 25/b42 a planet that is rich in minerals and rare metals. The mission is to bring the cargo back to the Mother ship in order to send it back to Earth, whilst removing the cargo from the planet we received some resistance from the United front of Talon. They were quickly dealt with as our guns proved too great for their shields, an update to the planning means that two Mustangs are to be escorts for the Cargo ship. Myself being one of them I shall be able to approach the mission with an Autocratic leadership and ensure the missions success.

Message out.