Cult of the flying Spaghetti Monster / SPAGHETTI

The conclave came to terms with interpreting the divine messages found in the colander, wherefore the following might be absolutely maybe representative for what we ought to aim for in the star citizen Verse:

1. Have fun, be reasonable and avoid drama.
2. Explore the Verse and gather Riches
3. Support each other for the common good of the organisation as well as each individual Cultist.
4. Ridicule unprovable or unsubstantial claims when ever you come across them, but only on a full stomach.

Though, in the mean time:
Stay flexible and open minded for different kinds of pasta as long the intelligent design of persistent universe is not ready for serving and keep stirring the salsa till it is time to make meatballs.

The General Mission we currently feel the calling for:

• Work together as a Team of equals to purchase larger multi crew organisation ships with in game Money, oppose your hard worked for real live currency.
• Try a basic democratic approach where ever possible but stay reasonable when the conclave of prophets decides that something is rather not the way to go for.
• Support any calling for Spaghetti with Meatballs in the Lore Builder.
• Don’t take our-self to serious and have fun gaming together.

Current Targets:

• Target time zone, for worshiping the intelligent design of the Star Citizen Verse is mostly in the evening, somewhere around GMT +/- 3,
• Keep it real and don’t aim to Zerg {at 100 to 150 Main Members we might think of a stop},
• Get to know each other through some random Free to Play Crowd Game (Weekend) activities till the Verse goes live,
• … and contribute to the lore builder.

And Finally, to end with a Quote (as the Oufs said it best within their song):
“Feel the power of his Balls”

Ps.: .. if you have the time … pls go to YouTube and like their Video ;-) … or don’t.

Past-halleluja!

“According to The Gospel, Mosey the Pirate captain received ten stone tablets as advice from the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Of these original ten “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts”, two were dropped on the way down from Mount Salsa.”
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1. I’d really rather you didn’t act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don’t believe in me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.

2. I’d really rather you didn’t use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don’t require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.

3. I’d really rather you didn’t judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we’re talking about fashion and I’m sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.

4. I’d really rather you didn’t indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is “go fuck yourself,” unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

5. I’d really rather you didn’t challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the bitches.

6. I’d really rather you didn’t build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
I. Ending poverty
II. Curing diseases
III. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.

7. I’d really rather you didn’t go around telling people I talk to you. You’re not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can’t you take a hint?

8. I’d really rather you didn’t do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it’s a piece of rubber. If I didn’t want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

R’Amen