Spanus Solutions / SPANUS

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    Bounty Hunting
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We are that solitary space anus you see floating through the vast expanse of space while you fill your space Mercedes at the space gas station, eating your overpriced space doughnuts. Spanus Solutions. Feel free to touch us any time.

History Manifesto Charter

History

A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, a young Anus was born. Then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked. Only the Anus, master of all four elements could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. 100 years had past and my brother and I discovered the new Anus, an air bender named Anus, and although his airbending skillz are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe that Anus can save the world.

Manifesto

I don’t think you understand, we eat a lot of ass. From black to brown to Asian we eat a lot of ass. We eat way to much ass. It affects our nutrition. If there was a ass eating competition, we would easily win cause we eat the whole ass. Yeeer we eat the whole ass.

Charter

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