Space Weed Incorperated / SPWD

Space Weed is a company that relies on its customers as much as they rely on us. We pride ourselves as the peoples’ choice when it comes to delivering their goods on time, without fail, and have worked tirelessly to keep our personal image and record spotless.

This dedication to perfection, or rather “Minnesota Niceness” as we in the company so warmly espouse, drives every interaction with you, the customer; as much as we pride ourselves on logistical perfection, we feel that in an age where everything is built of cold metal, everyone could use a little warmth in their lives. We at Space Weed have taken it upon ourselves to treat those same dedicated customers as one of our growing family. Times have even arisen where our drivers have taken not only customer packages, but human cargo as well, ferrying customers in a pinch across space on a moment’s notice. Hell, less than a month into our official operation, one of our drivers took it upon himself to help a pregnant couple make it to the hospital bay when he learned they were waiting of their ride. The driver, who will remained unnamed on his own request, received naught but a thanks in return.

That story encompasses what we at Space Weed value: Community. We have over the last several years grown as both a corporate community, (although it doesn’t always feel like we’re an official company now,) but as the star in the center of an every growing community of loyal customers and fans alike. We have made lifelong friends in the business already, and will continue to do so until we directors are old and senile.

Our point is that there is nothing more precious than the warmth you feel when you integrate into a second family. We know, that is a very sentimental idea, especially for a for-profit corporation, but it is that very sentiment that founded this company. Though it started way before we were born into this universe under the corporate nomenclature, we recognize our roots as founders and only wish to spread that meaning into others’ lives, both commercial and personal. We are, in reality, just a big family. Through the proliferation of our trade and the joyous consequence of the goods we trade in, we can only hope that a few of you decide to join us.

The Corporation, SPACE WEED (SPWD)

The SPWD is hereby recognized as a UEE licensed business, in accordance with UEE law and retains all the privileges this status affords. The UEE recognizes SPWD as a legitimate business operating in accordance to UEE trading codes, tariffs and import bans.

Businesses in this category of civilian ownership are entitled to their own defensive measures, counter measures, and offensive capability. This business is however not subject to nor can they benefit from Defense Contractor grade subsidies as the organization is classified as a Title 2 small business.

This certificate is subject to renewal after a period of two years according to 29 U.E.E Code, Chapter 71

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Legally, we are required to list our policies here as well. Forgive the formalities:

In ordinance with UEE trading codes, it is required for you the customer to “disclose” the contents of your packages on pick-up. NOTE: We are not required to search your packages, but need to keep a tab on the general substances within for our personal records. The UEE’s customs office rarely physically inspects the contents of our ships, but in order to keep operating within the law, we need to be able to generate a generalized digital shipping tag.

Our ships are not outfitted for chemically unstable contents, this is a personal choice on the part of our drivers.

We will not tolerate harassment of any kind. Take that up with your dealer.

Explosives, outside that of electronically disarm-able munitions is prohibited. It puts our drivers at risk.

The “explicit” reference to UEE controlled substances will result in the denial of your package. We are understanding, but this puts us in a legally comprisable position.

“Paraphernalia,” another common good we transport, is legally undefined and therefor free game. That said, don’t ship your brand new ZERO-Gravity Bong in its original package. Those things are awesome and our packers and drivers would love a look-see.

We DO NOT ship anything that isn’t well sealed. We recognize the dangers of something wafting into the air of a ship compartment and impairing the pilots. Double-Vacuumed seals work best.

SPACE WEED INC. reserves the right to refuse services on any basis. Though we generally hate doing this, if you live in an area that is a legitimate danger or you haven’t been the nicest or well mannered, we will usually consider meeting in a neutral location for delivery.

CONT. In the case of our pilots(s) NATHANIEL (ISHT), FISCHER (LF), and COLE (MXR), we realize that for religious reasons, they cannot offer services to non-humans and those who do not share their “pure” R1a, R1b and I1 haplogroups. Please indicate heritage during service subscription to make this easier on us.

Space Weed does not officially support the Xi’An language, but will accommodate customers to the best of our ability upon pickup and delivery. After all, personal translators are cheap these days.

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Keep in mind, this list is subject to change in the future as we expand the company. If you have any quarrels, send us a message directly so we can argue why we’re right to your face.