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Squirrel Revolution of Microtech / SQUIRM
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History
The Squirrel Revolution of Microtech begins early 2951 after repetitive crashing of ships over the frozen forest paradise of Microtech by the space criminal Cobra TV and his band of Cabronies. Killing thousands of squirrels and sending hundreds of thousands more into hiding, destroying countless families and leaving many orphan squirrels.
From the ashes of the devastation, a heroic figure arose that would lead the survivors to their liberation and would forever be known as the SQUIRREL COMMANDER, SqrlCmdr for short.
Forged as their prophet, the SqrlCmdr brought all squirrels together in a holy war for their survival and created the Squirrel Revolution of Microtech faith SQUIRM. And would use this movement to wage war on the so-called Cobro Force and their most hated leader: the Space Papi, President Flipper, the Slayer of Squirrels and Flayer of Fish, the Golden Retriever of the Verse: Cobra TV.
Though their numbers a few they continue to grow. SQUIRM takes any advantage to further their struggle against the Cabronies and the Space Papi hoping to one be free of their tyranny and return to their beautiful homes in the lush forests of Microtech. But until then, they will continue to wreak havoc and bring the Cabronies down!
Death to the Space Papi!
Manifesto
HEAR ME NOW INFIDELS! You demean those you claim do not exist but your ignorance betrays you! Long have we lived in the sacred forests and deserts of Stanton, standing by in silence as we watch our loved ones perish under the flames of your blundering piloting. We have warned you to stop this deviant behavior and still you persist crashing over our homes and abodes.
Feel my wrath, Golden Retriever of the Verse, as I yell out this confirmation: You have awakened the beast! No longer will we tolerate the indiscretions of all you bumbling baffoons. Long have we longed for a day when our youngest younglings can rest easy, without fear or being afraid of your crashing on our moons and planets, over and over and over and over again.
NOTE: Here you sort of break character and say:
Seriously, like I have counted at least 4 crashes in the last 10 minutes President Flipper!
Thousands of other victims have come to us for aid. You, the Slayer of Squirrels and Flayer of Fish continue to destroy our trees and sully our fields leaving your dark stain over our once serene landscapes. But soon, all across the verse, will become aware of your abhorant flying skills and will swiftly join our cause!
You and your Cabronies may be many, but as you say: we are invisible and we also procreate at an alarming rate, because we usually have nothing to do, and let’s face it! Our squirrels are the hottest in the verse.
But I digress… I tell you now, that with our growing numbers we will strike from the shadows like rabid ghosts. You will not see us coming and we WILL put an end to your accident prone nature and obvious flight disabilities. No longer will you deafen our ears with your kitten roars and desk-destroying tantrums.
We will be victorious because our cause is just! We are the underdogs, the underrats and the undersquirrels of the verse! But this is our most our holy war, and we will defy you until the very last furry one breathes a final breath in defiance to this FLYING CLUTZ. Because if we cannot protect our homes we WILL AVENGE them with your nuts!
I say to you know! Keep watchful eyes on those nuts Supreme Cabronie! We are coming for them, and we will grab on tightly with our teeth until we can grab on no more! And then, then we will bite down with all our might. And if we fail, if we fail… we will take your nuts with us to the nut-fields of our deaths. And there… we will plant trees from those nuts and feast on them ‘til the end of time, screaming at the top of our lungs: “DEATH TO THE SPACE PAPI!”
Charter
Be nimble… be quick… be ferocious and slick! Fight with cunning and flea when needed, but make sure you take the Cabronies down and repeat it. Always go for the nuts first, because if you loose at least you can take the nuts with you!
Death to the Space Papi!
