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Stan's Previously Owned Vessels™ / STANSPOV
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Welcome!
You just found Stan’s Previously Owned Vessels™!
Take a look around and let me know what you’re looking for, because;
“If you’re not happy, I’m not happy”
-Stan
History
Stan’s Previously Owned Vessels™ was the name of a business operated by the salesman Stan.
It was located on Mêlée Island.
Guybrush Threepwood was able to purchase The Sea Monkey at the docks after much haggling using 5000 Pieces o’ Eight credit obtained from the Store Keeper.
Manifesto
Welcome to Stan’s previously Owned Vessels™!
“I’m Stan of Stan’s Previously Owned Vessels™, and I’d stand on my head to make you a deal. What sort of craft are you looking for? Little? Fast? Slow?”
1- You want it, I got it. And if I don’t got it, I’ll get it.
2- Affordable quality? Hey, that’s my motto! I’ve got JUST the boat for you!
3- Neither a borrower nor a lender be. That’s just old Stan’s philosophy.
4- Your credit’s always good at Stan’s. It doesn’t matter if you’ve had credit problems in the past. Bankruptcy…chronic gambling mishaps…I mean, who am I to judge, right?”
5- I want to make you a deal that YOU’RE happy with. Because if YOU’RE not happy, I’M not happy.
“But I KNOW you’re going to leave here happy today. How do I know? Just look at all these ships! I’ve got something for everyone!”
“Come take a look around at Stan’s Previously Owned Vessels™!”
-Stan
Charter
Hi, this is Stan, of Stan’s Previously Owned Vessels™!
Stan of Stan’s Previously Owned Vessels™ is always on the lookout for any kind of Trader, Merchants, Hustlers, Hawkers, Bargaineers, Peddlers, Vendors, Acquirers, Retailers, Auctioneers, Movers & Shakers or Pushers & Shovers. If you think you got what it takes, contact us at Stan’s Previously Owned Vessels™!
You just need to love and be able to move anything ‘Previously Owned’ quickly and quietly.
We are specifically keen on two kinds of resourceful people:
- People that have means of acquiring Previously Owned Vessels.
- People that have means of selling Previously Owned Vessels quickly.
Stan’s Previously Owned Vessels works on commission basis.
Once connected to Stan’s Previously Owned Vessels™, you will be an Agent, and are able to work your way up the ranks by moving Previously Owned Vessels.
Please let us hear from you!
-Stan
(of Stan’s Previously Owned Vessels™)
