Rapid Illicit Substance Transportation (RIST) Certified
When it absolutely, positively has to be there without legal entanglements !
From our Board of Directors – “ We are founding members of the board that established the most sought after and difficult to achieve – RIST certification. We have proudly been RIST certified since it’s inception, over 30 solar years ago! “
Pighair, Super Coot, Polk, Dux, and Ellsworth the moose – names that terrify most interstellar carriers, but not here at Starhawk Space Shuttles. Our cargo holds are coated in a special alloy of brassbronzezinctinpewter or BBZTP. BBZTP is the most resilient, impenetrable and most expensive material in the known universe. It makes transporting extremely unstable and dangerous cargo, into just another delivery. To our customers, it is worth the cost to know that their cargo will arrive safely.
Do you have Guitar Acquisition Syndrome (GAS)? Let our highly trained Fast Asset Relocation Teams (FARTs) give you the relief you need from GAS! The FARTs are trained by our veterans (Old FARTs) who provide our customers the experience and piece-of-mind of quickly transporting their most recently liberated prized possessions to their new owner.
Our Board of Directors will unveil our official corporate statements soon. Please come back for updated information.
Our Board of Directors will unveil our official corporate statements soon. Please come back for updated information.