Stellar Horizon Intergalactic Team / STELLARHIT

Manifesto of the Stellar Horizons Intergalactic Team (S.H.I.T.)

Preamble:

In the vast, uncharted abyss of space, where the stars are plentiful and the laws of gravity merely suggestions, there exists an organization not bound by the mundane, not shackled by the serious, and certainly not adhering to the expected. We are the Stellar Horizons Intergalactic Team – yes, you got it, S.H.I.T. – and we solemnly swear we are up to no good.

Article 1: Fun Before Function

We decree that fun shall be the prime directive of this organization. Should a choice be made between a strategic advantage and the potential for a good laugh, we shall choose laughter every time. Our ships may not always fly straight, but our spirits will forever soar high.

Article 2: Diversity in Chaos

From the lawless pirate to the intrepid explorer, from the master miner to the reckless bounty hunter, all are welcome under our banner. Our strength lies in our diversity, our unity in our shared love for chaos. Bring your quirks, your jokes, and perhaps a ship or two.

Article 3: A Ship for Every Occasion

Be it the mighty Idris for when we accidentally declare war on a neighboring system, the Kraken Privateer for hosting the galaxy’s most notorious flea market, or the humble Carrack for those family picnics in the vacuum of space, our fleet stands ready. Ready for what, you ask? Whatever amuses us most at the time.

Article 4: Shenanigans as a Service

We pledge to provide the galaxy with a continuous stream of shenanigans, mayhem, and unexpected performances. Our operations may not always make sense, but they will always make stories. Preferably, the kind that gets you banned from civilized planets.

Article 5: No Seriousness Allowed

Seriousness is hereby banned within the organization. Any member caught taking things too seriously will be sentenced to a mandatory fun intervention, which may or may not involve being stranded on a deserted planet with only a rubber chicken for company.

Article 6: The Great Treasure Hunt

In pursuit of wealth, know that our greatest treasure will always be the memories we create. And loot. Definitely, loot. We’re pirates, after all, not saints.

Closing:

In sum, we are the Stellar Horizons Intergalactic Team (S.H.I.T.), a beacon of light in a universe that takes itself too seriously. If you’re looking for a place where the adventures are made up and the points don’t matter, then congratulations, you’re already one of us. Welcome aboard, you magnificent space oddity.

Remember, in space, no one can hear you scheme.

Charter of the Stellar Horizons Intergalactic Team (S.H.I.T.)

Article I: Name and Emblem

1.1 The organization shall be known as the Stellar Horizons Intergalactic Team, hereby referred to as S.H.I.T.

1.2 The emblem of S.H.I.T. shall be a comet encircling a laughing asteroid, symbolizing our commitment to fun and exploration across the cosmos.

Article II: Purpose

2.1 S.H.I.T. exists to explore the universe of Star Citizen in all its facets, engaging in activities ranging from exploration and mining to bounty hunting, piracy, and beyond, always with an emphasis on fun and camaraderie.

2.2 The organization commits to creating an inclusive, entertaining, and slightly irreverent community where every member can thrive.

Article III: Membership

3.1 Membership is open to all who share in the spirit of adventure and humor, regardless of their expertise or preferred in-game activities.

3.2 Members must commit to upholding the principles of fun, respect, and mayhem as outlined in this charter.

Article IV: Structure and Governance

4.1 The governance of S.H.I.T. shall be as fluid as the space we navigate, with leadership roles being more about coordination than control.

4.2 Decisions affecting the whole organization will be made democratically, with every member having a voice.

Article V: Operations

5.1 S.H.I.T. shall organize regular events, including but not limited to exploration missions, combat operations, mining expeditions, and social gatherings.

5.2 Members are encouraged to propose and lead their own operations, fostering a dynamic and varied organizational life.

Article VI: Conduct

6.1 Members shall conduct themselves in a manner that promotes a positive and enjoyable environment for all, both within and outside the organization.

6.2 While mayhem and shenanigans are our bread and butter, all actions should respect the boundaries and consent of others in the game.

Article VII: Conflict Resolution

7.1 In the event of disputes, members are encouraged to resolve issues amicably and informally in the first instance.

7.2 Should disputes escalate, a council of members shall be convened to mediate and resolve the matter fairly.

Article VIII: Amendments

8.1 This charter is not set in stone; it is as dynamic as the universe we explore. Amendments can be proposed by any member and will be adopted following a majority vote.

Conclusion:

By joining the Stellar Horizons Intergalactic Team, members accept this charter as the guiding star of our collective journey. Together, we embark on a quest not just for adventure and loot, but for laughter, camaraderie, and unforgettable moments among the stars.

Adventure awaits, and remember, when it comes to S.H.I.T., we’re all in it together.