3 members
The Sultry Bards / SULTRY
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Trading
Act VI, Scene II, continued
Croon-Tail: My lady, I could never perform your request!
Ellya Erdain: Oh? Is it too fast for you?
Croon-Tail: I fear that it might damage my instrument.
Ellya Erdain: Ah. But you seem to handle your instrument so well, my darling.
Croon-Tail: You flatter me, my lady.
History
Called by the ways of the mighty and eternal Innuendo, we seek misunderstandings and awkward confrontations from the humble space tavern to the galactic palaces. Loaves and instruments included with sign up.
Manifesto
When formed aeons ago in the womb of the galaxy, the Bards developed a simple motive. To be the most misunderstood clan ever conceived…heh conceived…
Charter
The Bards follow a strict code of ethics pertaining to the teachings of the Cosmic Booty, however our 3 main rules are as follows;
1. Always use sexual innuendos whenever possible, regardless of the situation i.e. “Captain! It looks like their boarding us from behind!” To which you are expected to reply with “Yeah they are…”.
2. A formal greeting is always required, regardless of rank. An initiate will greet an Elder the same way an Elder would greet and Initiate, a swift pat on the arse whilst exclaiming “Solider!” as loud as possible.
3. When in public, all members are to adhere to a strict dress code. Which is to say, fully nude whilst either dancing, doing push-ups/sit ups and/or following other members of the public and furiously praying at their feet.
