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The Repo Men aren’t your average debt collectors—they specialize in reclaiming people with outstanding bounties. Skipping town won’t save you, and excuses won’t work. If your name’s on the list, consider yourself pre-owned. They don’t do refunds, and they always collect.
It all started with a bad debt.
RedRonin was no saint—he was a businessman. A loan shark, a fixer, and the guy you went to when no one else would front you a credit. He didn’t care what you did with the money, just as long as you paid it back. And if you didn’t? Well, that’s where things got interesting.
Milo “Slim” Vargas thought he could skip out on a hefty loan, vanish into the stars, and leave RedRonin holding the bill. Bad idea. Instead of stewing over it, Ronin put together a crew — hired muscle, sharp trackers, and a hacker named Meniac who could find a whisper in a windstorm, along with his munitions loving partner; Bjodle “The Tank”.
They hunted Slim down in a dive bar, spending RedRonin’s money on cheap booze and bad bets. So they did what anyone would do: they repossessed him.
Word spread. Got a bounty that needs collecting? A debtor on the run? A contract breaker refusing to pay up? Call RedRonin’s crew, and they’d get it back. Before long, what started as a one-time job became a business. No more favors, no more IOUs—just results.
They called themselves The Repo Men. If you owed something, they’d take it back. If you ran, they’d run faster. And if you refused to pay? Well… nobody’s ever done that twice.
The universe runs on deals—some fair, some foolish, and some downright suicidal. If you take what isn’t yours or promise what you can’t pay, someone has to settle the balance. That someone is us.
We don’t ask why. We don’t care how. The only thing that matters is the job: Get it back.
We work fast, we work smart, and we work without hesitation. The law? It’s just another system to work around. Mercy? That’s between you and your gods. We are not executioners, but we won’t lose sleep if you make us one.
You run, we chase. You hide, we dig you out. You fight? Bad move.
To those who hire us: Our word is iron. Contracts signed are contracts completed. If we fail? We don’t.
To those who owe: We aren’t personal. We aren’t cruel. We are inevitable. Pay up, or we take what’s owed—one way or another.
We always collect.
Not everyone’s cut out for this life. It takes a certain kind of person—the kind who doesn’t flinch, doesn’t fold, and definitely doesn’t run. If you’re looking for glory, you’re in the wrong place. If you’re looking for a job that pays in hard credits and harder lessons, keep reading.
We don’t play hero. We don’t do charity. We work fast, smart, and without hesitation. If someone’s on our list, they’re already past their second chance. You’ll be tracking marks across the stars, busting down doors, and making sure debts are paid—in cash or consequences.
We want people who can think on their feet, handle themselves in a fight, and know when to talk and when to pull the trigger. Soft hearts get people killed. If you hesitate, the mark escapes. If you get sloppy, you become the job.
If that sounds like your kind of business, welcome aboard.
Remember the rules:
The job comes first.
We don’t care why they ran—only that they pay.
No loose ends, no second warnings.
If you don’t collect, someone will be collecting on you.
Still interested?
