Very Special Forces / TIER0

FOUNDED ON JAN 31ST, 2014 BY SUPER BATMAN THE HULK (CALL SIGN: BIGGEST BOSS) AFTER HE MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARED OUT OF NO WHERE, FLJK VERY SPECIAL FORCES IS JUST THE TIP OF THE HEAVY FLJK SPEAR.

EACH POTENTIAL TIER 0 AND -1 OPERATIONAL PL12 OPERATOR UNDERGOES A TREACHEROUS 4 WEEK NON CHEETOS OR MOUNTAIN DEW DIET

ONLY THE STRONGEST MAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL AND CAN CALL THEMSELVES A TIER 0 GOONRATHI VERY SPECIAL FORCES OPERATIONAL PL12 OPERATOR.

NOTABLE ACTIONS

JANUARY 31ST, 2014:

OPERATION: CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN SPORTS

FLJK FORCES SUCCESSFULLY COMBAT PROVEN BY TIER ZERO OPERATIONAL PL12 OPERATOR “C” (CALL SIGN ALPHA SOLID SNAKE BATMAN)

MARCH 12TH, 2014:

OPERATION: OPERATE OPERATIONALLY

AT THE COMMAND OF FLJK HIGH SCRATCHING POST, FLJK VERY SPECIAL FORCES GO TO WAR.

TEAM BRAVO DELTA 101ST BIG GOON ONE IS DEPLOYED OFF THE VERY QUICK AND FAST AND SPEEDY REACTION RESPONSE FORCE TEAM SHIP USS ONE OF OURS (VQFSRRFTS)

MARCH 13TH, 2014:

OPERATION: OPERATION

[REDACTED]

MARCH 22ND, 2014:

OPERATION: SOUTHBOUND, GET OUT OF DODGE

FLJK VERY SPECIAL FORCES SUCCESSFULLY FIND AND DESTROY A LARGE SHIPMENT OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS.

MARCH 11TH, 12AM, 44 MIN 11 SEC 3 MILSEC 59 NANO SECONDS:

FLJK VERY SPECIAL FORCES OPERATIVES TOTALLY DO NOT BREAK THEIR WATCH THAT THE HIGH SCRATCHING POST GAVE THEM BY RAMMING IT.

MARCH SOMETIME, WE REALLY DON’T REMEMBER. THAT’S HOW BLACK OPS WE ARE ,2014:

OPERATION: CHRISTOPER ROBIN

FLJK TIER 0 VERY SPECIAL FORCES OPERATIONAL OPERATORS STORM A HONEYPOT FACTORY, WHILE THEY TAKE CAUSALITIES

FLJK LEADERSHIP PROCLAIMS THAT IT WAS “TOTALLY WORTH IT” EVEN THOUGH IT WAS AN OBVIOUS TRAP.

NOTABLE ACTIONS: OPERATIONAL PL12 VERY SPECIAL FORCES TIER 0 OPERATOR “L” (CODENAME: FLYING FOXTROT ALPHA SPACE WAFFLE) DISPLAYING A LARGE PICTURE OF WINNE THE POO.*

DECEMBER 25TH, 0000

3 FLJK VERY SPECIAL FORCES OPERATORS TRY TO BE WISE AND PROGRAM THEIR TIME MACHINE WRONG.

APRIL 1ST:

OPERATION SPORTING CHANCE

BRAVE FLJK VERY SPECIAL FORCES REALIZE THAT KITTENS ARE PRETTY COOL. AFTER FINALLY FIXING THE FLJK VERY SPECIAL FORCES TIME MACHINE

CURRENT OPERATIONAL OPERATOR OPERATIONS:

OPERATION RED SEA APRIL 2014

VERY SPECIAL FORCES ARE TASKED WITH OPERATING OPERATIONALLY IN THE RED SEA FOR THE 1ST TIME. NOTABLE OPERATIONAL VICTORIES ARE OPERATED.

OPERATION CROUCHING GOOD POST, HIDDEN GOON SEPTEMBER 2014

VERY SPECIAL FORCES ARE TASKED WITH ONLY MAKING GOOD POSTS IN AN EFFORT TO BRING THE FOREVER WAR TO A CLOSE. SUCCESSFULLY DECAPITATING THE LEADERSHIP OF THE OPFOR BANDIT LEADERS WITH PRECISION GOOD POSTS, THE SUPER SEKRIT TEIR 0 OPERATORS SUCCEED WHERE ALL OTHERS COULDN’T BE BOTHERED HAVE FAILED*.