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Planet Express — Introduction
Welcome to Planet Express.
We’re not here to be the loudest org in the verse, the biggest fleet on the map, or the sweatiest name in local chat. We’re here to understand the game, enjoy it, and get things
Feel free to join our Discord!!
https://discord.gg/Tc7C5perUp
Planet Express — Org History (CEO’s Log)
“Good news, everyone.”
How Planet Express Started
Planet Express began the way most great things do in the verse:
with one ship, not enough credits, and a crew that refused to stress about it.
Early Stanton was chaos—patches breaking, systems changing, metas shifting weekly. While other orgs rushed to specialize, we asked a simpler question:
What if we understood the whole delivery chain—from discovery to defense—instead of just one piece?
So Planet Express wasn’t founded as a combat org, an industrial org, or an exploration org.
It was founded as a delivery org.
Not boxes—outcomes.
The Early Motto: “We’ll Figure It Out”
Planet Express pilots were expected to:
Haul cargo one day
Mine the next
Run security the day after
Scout routes when things got weird
Nobody joined to be the best at one role.
They joined to be competent at all of them.
Mistakes were logged.
Losses were laughed off.
Knowledge was shared freely.
That culture stuck.
Growth Phase: From Couriers to Operators
As our reputation spread, people noticed something odd:
Planet Express missions rarely failed.
Not because we were flawless—but because everyone understood the bigger picture:
Escorts knew cargo values
Haulers understood threat profiles
Miners planned extraction with logistics in mind
Fighters knew when not to fight
We stopped reacting to the verse and started anticipating it.
That’s when Planet Express quietly became dangerous.
Reputation in the Verse
Planet Express is now known as:
Chill, not careless
Casual, not incompetent
Organized, not rigid
Other orgs know:
If Planet Express accepts a contract, it gets done
If Planet Express shows up to help, drama stays low
If Planet Express is defending something, it’s already planned three steps ahead
We don’t chase killboards.
We don’t flex fleet sizes.
We deliver results.
Internal Culture
Planet Express runs on a few unwritten rules:
1. Everyone Learns Everything (Eventually)
You can main a role—but you understand the rest.
2. No Yelling on Comms
Calm voices win fights and save ships.
3. IRL > The Verse
Miss an op? No problem. We’ll catch you next run.
4. Fun Is the Point
If it stops being fun, we’re doing it wrong.
Planet Express Today
Today, Planet Express operates as a full-spectrum org:
Exploration & route scouting
Industrial ops & logistics
Cargo & trade networks
Escort & defensive combat
Recovery, support, and rescue
We don’t specialize because we’re bored.
We diversify because the verse demands it.
CEO’s Closing Statement
“Planet Express doesn’t dominate space.
We move through it calmly, competently, and on our own terms.
Packages delivered. Problems solved. Crew intact.”
If you want, I can next:
Write an in-universe recruitment ad
Create Planet Express ranks with humor but lore sense
Design a daily ops structure
Or add a tongue-in-cheek Futurama-style twist without breaking immersion
Just say the word.
The Planet Express Manifesto
Good news, everyone.
You’ve found Planet Express.
We are not here to dominate the verse.
We are not here to chase metas, inflate egos, or turn a game into a second job.
We are here to fly smart, stay chill, and understand how the universe actually works.
What We Believe
1. Knowledge Is the Real Power
Ships get wiped. Credits disappear. Patches change everything.
Understanding survives.
At Planet Express, we learn why things work, not just what works this patch. Every role feeds another, and everyone understands the chain.
2. No One Flies Alone (Unless They Want To)
Whether you’re brand new or deep into endgame loops, you matter here.
Questions are welcome. Teaching is encouraged. Gatekeeping is not tolerated.
We don’t forget where we started—and we make sure new pilots never feel lost.
3. Chill Crews Win More Often
No yelling on comms.
No blame games.
No panic flying.
Calm pilots make better decisions, save more ships, and have more fun doing it.
4. Versatility Beats Specialization
You can main a role—but you won’t be trapped in it.
Haulers learn defense.
Fighters learn logistics.
Miners learn risk management.
Planet Express pilots are adaptable, capable, and hard to surprise.
5. Real Life Always Comes First
This is a game.
Families, jobs, health, and sleep matter more.
Miss an op? No problem.
Play casually? You’re welcome.
Only fly once in a while? We’ll still be here.
6. We Measure Success Differently
Not by kill counts.
Not by fleet size.
Not by noise.
Success is:
Missions completed
Crews intact
New players confident
Everyone logging off smiling
What We Deliver
We deliver cargo.
We deliver escorts.
We deliver logistics.
We deliver exploration data.
We deliver calm solutions to chaotic situations.
But most importantly—
We deliver good experiences.
Our Promise
If you fly with Planet Express:
You will be respected
You will learn
You will be supported
You will have fun
No pressure. No ego. No nonsense.
Final Word
Planet Express doesn’t rush the verse.
We don’t flex it.
We don’t fear it.
We understand it—together.
Packages delivered. Problems solved. Crew intact.
Planet Express Charter
Rules & Expectations for All Members
Good news, everyone.
This charter exists for one reason: to keep Planet Express chill, welcoming, and effective. These rules aren’t here to restrict fun—they’re here to protect it.
By flying with Planet Express, you agree to the following:
1. Respect Comes First
Treat all members, allies, and new players with respect.
No harassment, discrimination, or toxic behavior
No ego trips or power flexing
Constructive feedback only—never personal attacks
If you wouldn’t say it face-to-face, don’t say it on comms.
2. New Players Are a Priority
Planet Express is proudly new-player friendly.
Answer questions when you can
Offer help without talking down
Teach the why, not just the what
No gatekeeping, mocking, or impatience
Everyone was new once. We don’t forget that.
3. Keep Comms Calm and Clear
Clear comms save ships.
No yelling, rage, or panic on voice
Follow comm discipline during ops
Keep chatter minimal during critical moments
Calm pilots make good decisions.
4. Real Life Always Wins
Planet Express respects real life above all.
No attendance requirements
No punishment for missed ops
No pressure to grind
Fly when you can. Enjoy it when you do.
5. Fly Smart, Not Reckless
Mistakes are fine. Repeating careless behavior is not.
Ask questions if you’re unsure
Follow op leads during organized runs
Don’t intentionally sabotage missions or assets
Learning is encouraged. Ignoring guidance is not.
6. Be Versatile, Stay Curious
You’re encouraged to explore multiple roles.
Share knowledge freely
Be open to learning new gameplay loops
Help cross-train others when possible
Planet Express pilots understand the whole picture.
7. No Drama, No Politics
This is not the place for it.
No real-world political or inflammatory topics
No starting or escalating internal conflicts
Handle issues privately or through leadership
Peace in the org keeps the verse enjoyable.
8. Represent Planet Express Well
When flying under the Planet Express name:
Act professionally and respectfully
Avoid griefing or exploit abuse
Honor agreements and contracts
Our reputation matters.
9. Leadership Serves the Crew
Leadership exists to support—not control.
Leaders guide, organize, and teach
Abuse of authority is not tolerated
Feedback is always welcome
We fly together. Rank doesn’t change that.
10. Have Fun — Seriously
If it’s not fun, something’s wrong.
Laugh at losses
Celebrate wins
Take breaks when needed
Planet Express exists because flying should be enjoyable.
Charter Closing
By joining Planet Express, you agree to uphold this charter and help maintain the culture that makes this org what it is.
Chill crews. Smart flying. Everyone welcome.
Planet Express — Packages Delivered. Crew Intact.
