The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything / TPWDDA

They don’t pillage. They don’t plunder. They don’t invade Port Towns, kidnap beautiful maidens, battle the UEE in deep space, broadcast without a license, or swap files on the intertubes… and they’ve never been to Boston in the fall. The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything, in fact, seem to mostly just drift aimlessly around the verse, drinking rum and possibly singing space shanties. If you ask them, they’ll say that they like the way it looks on their resume. Or maybe they’ll just tell you, “We don’t do anything.”
In general, a member of The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything is any character who, despite having a certain job, is rarely seen engaging in that job. They might indeed be a pirate who rarely goes out and steals treasure and raids ships — but they might just as easily be mobsters who don’t steal or smuggle, students who don’t go to class, office workers who never seem to do more than hang out in bars, or ninjas who just didn’t get the memo about that whole “stealthy assassin” thing.
Spreading drunken shenanigans in the verse, not having to explain ourselves to anyone…. is that a dead Vandul in your foot locker?….not a problem, taking into account you have keep the smell in order.